Festive Fun: Squig Game (community event)

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FESTIVE FUN: SQUIG GAME

You are inbetween shifts in Hive City when a mysterious stranger approaches you.
You swear you recognise the muscled, bearded man, but reason that all goliath look alike.
He holds out an envelope throws one on the floor, and says
”if you can flip that envelope, using this one, I’ll give you 100 credits”
Naively.you accept his challenge, you take the first envelope and bow your head to look down at the other.
Just as you start thinking what 100 creds could buy you, the clone-like individual suddenly and without warning, smashes you with a shock maul! You experience a flash of pain, then instantly fall unconscious...

...You come back round and find yourself in some kind of armoured transport, you are sat with 9 others who also appear to be unconscious. You Notice everyone is wearing the same bright green tracksuit...
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RULES:

1- Whatever The Captain (me) makes up!
i Have put a little thought into this, but I’m largely making it up as i go along 😅

2- You start with 10 lives!
One criteria for joining in is that you must come up with 9 names, these can be anything you like, random, celebrities, workrkmates etc. They are the other ‘contestants‘ in your transport on the way there and they represent your chances of winning the event. The 10th has to be you! (Your yak name that is)

3- You are to be trusted!
The event is all about rolling dice at certain times, there is no way of me ever verifying any of it, so I ask yaks to be honest. It’s just a fun little game (hopefully) on the lead up to Christmas and the Second series of Squid games WOOOO! ...you are very likely not going to make it, so please be honest and embrace the torture!

4- It isnt just the games you need to worry about!
After each game, any survivors must roll on the exp.advance table. This represents what happens on the night after lights out. Any stat buffs are made note of and rolling a new skill allows the controlling player to pick any skill from any table (NCE rulebook/post below). However, if a survivor rolls a 2 or 12 (pick any skill) they have Been attacked in their sleep and must roll on the injury table. Any Injury that can’t be resolved straight away, counts as death (I’ll make an edited table below) This is mainly all for flavour, but may have an effect in games, not sure yet?!

5- i plan to have it done for Christmas!
itll be a crazy few weeks for anyone wishing to take part. But I will try to give eveyone participating a fair chance to respond before moving to the next round of dice rolls. If this takes us past Christmas, thats fine, but if it feels like most yaks are left waiting for a yak to make their rolls, then a grizzly end might occur For their team!

6- WINNING!
The winner will be any yak who makes it to the very end With one or more of their ‘lives’.
Each participant killed will add 1000 Guilder Credits to a jackpot!!!

7- Signup
The first game will begin in a week, on the 10th. Yaks have a week to submit their 10 entrants, and they will be designated numbers, which will be shown on their apparel.

Good Luck!
*the captain poorly conceals a shock maul behind his back*

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001- @CaptainDangerous +1 BS
002- Freddy ELIMINATED Captured During LIGHTS OUT 1
003- Alan +1 Toughness
004- Byron ELIMINATED game 1 round 3
005- Jack +1 BS
006- Dave +1 Wound
007- Tudor ELIMINATED game 1 round 2
008- Colin ELIMINATED game1 round 2

009 -Charles +1 BS
010 - Gordon ELIMINATED game 1 round 1
011 - @Stoof ELIMINATED game 1 round 1
012 - Deek ELIMINATED game 1 round 3

013 - Reggie +1 Toughness
014 - Sara ELIMINATED GAME 1 round 2
015 - Arnis ELIMINATED game 1 round 2
016 - Sonja ELIMINATED game 1 round 1

017 - Killick Catfall
018 - Pip ELIMINATED game 1 round 3
019 - McJones +1 Leadership
020 - Fezza ELIMINATED game 1 round 2
021. @Punktaku +1 Leadership
022. Beau Hunk Dive
023. Matcha Pitcha +1 Initiative
024. Bob ELIMINATED game 1 round 1
025. Unculous +1 Initiative
026. Horni Pete +1 Attack
027. Booticles +1 WS
028. Raalph Mann +1 Strength
029. Daves Knott-Here ELIMINATED game 1 round 1
030. Jimmy-Jo Jim-John Dodge
031 @Aulenback True Grit
032 Blaster +1 Initiative
033 Huge +1 Attack
034 Short Round ELIMINATED game 1 round 3
035 Baggit Sneak Up
036 Clunk ELIMINATED game 1 round 4
037 Crow ELIMINATED game 1 round 1
038 Fetch ELIMINATED game 1 round 2

039 Scabbers Nerves of Steel
040 Scrapjack Jack +1 Toughness
041 @Pagumb +1 Initiative
042 Funkay ELIMINATED game 1 round 2
043 Cole ELIMINATED game 1 Round 3

044 Merdena +1 Initiative
045 Along +1 Attack
046 Quatro +1 Toughness
047 Anos ELIMINATED game 1 round 3
048 Marbles Backstab
049 Shaft +1 wound
050 Nudel ELIMINATED killed during LIGHTS OUT 1
051 - @Ben_S
052 - Ben K
053 - Ben L
054 - Ben M ELIMINATED game 1 round 3
055 - Ben N
056 - Ben O ELIMINATED game 1 round 1
057 - Ben P
058 - Ben Q
059 - Ben R ELIMINATED game 1 round 1
060 - Ben J ELIMINATED beaten up by guard.
061 @Trafalgar Law ELIMINATED game 1 round4
062 Roronoa Zoro +1 BS
063 Vinsmoke Sanji +1 Attack
064 Nami +1 Strength
065 Nico Robin ELIMINATED game 1 round 4
066 Soul King Brook ELIMINATED game 1 round 4

067 Usopp +1 Strength
068 Chopper ELIMINATED game 1 round 2
069 Jinbei ELIMINATED game 1 round 3

070 Monkey D Luffy +1 BS
071 @'Nickname' O'Shea
072 Larry
073 Barry
074 Gary
075 Tara
076 Clara
077 Sara ELIMINATED game 1 round 1
078 Paul ELIMINATED game 1 round 1

079 Saul
080 Harry ELIMINATED game 1round 1
081 - @Fold ELIMINATED game 1 round 2
082 - Bluff ELIMINATED game 1 round 3

083 - Blind +1 Toughness
084 - Call +1 WS
085 - Check ELIMINATED game 1 round 1
086 - Bet ELIMINATED game 1 round 3
087 - Raise ELIMINATED game 1 round 1
088 - Chip ELIMINATED game 1 round 3

089 - Pot True Grit
090 - All In ELIMINATED game 1 round 3
 
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2- You start with 10 lives!
One criteria for joining in is that you must come up with 9 names, these can be anything you like, random, celebrities, workrkmates etc. They are the other ‘contestants‘ in your transport on the way there and they represent your chances of winning the event. The 10th has to be you! (Your yak name that is)

051 - Ben J
052 - Ben K
053 - Ben L
054 - Ben M
055 - Ben N
056 - Ben O
057 - Ben P
058 - Ben Q
059 - Ben R
060 - Ben S

I claim a moral victory, for being the only one so far to have put my name 10th, as per instructions...
 
The Participant/victim list has been updated.
The First Game will begin tomorrow.
This is a last call for any yak wishing to take part!
 
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GAME 1:Red Light Green Light

You all enter a giant room and confronted by a creepy oversized statue, you are told by a square faced guard that when Red light is called, you must stay perfectly still. He doesn’t tell you what happens if you move, only that you must make it across to the other side…
You start moving cautiously, some are faster than others…
The statue turns…
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RED LIGHT!!!

Rules:
This game will last until everyone has either crossed the line or get twitchy, but for now, your group are yet to know the true peril they are in and with smiles on their faces, merely have to each roll a 2+ on a single D6 to stay completely still!
The number also dictates how far a contestant has travelled, they must reach 12 to make it to safety!
This is round one, round two will only begin once all yaks have rolled.

001- @CaptainDangerous 5
002- Freddy 6
003- Alan 6
004- Byron 4
005- Jack 6
006- Dave 6
007- Tudor 2
008- Colin 6
009 -Charles 5
010 - Gordon 1 *BANG*

These I my numbers for the sake of transparency, but each yak is free to roll as they please, as long as they stay honest!
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021. Jimmy-Jo Jim-John 3
022. Beau Hunk 4
023. Matcha Pitcha 2
024. Bob *bang!* 💀
025. Unculous 5
026. Horni Pete 6
027. Booticles 4
028. Raalph Mann 2
029. Daves Knott-Here *bang!* 💀
030. Punktaku 3

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011 - @Stoof - BANG 💀
012 - Deek - 4
013 - Reggie - 2
014 - Sara - 5
015 - Arnis - 2
016 - Sonja - BANG 💀
017 - Killick - 4
018 - Pip - 2
019 - McJones - 6
020 - Fezza - 6

That went... poorly :ROFLMAO:
The perils of not following the instructions to put my own name last!

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Don’t worry, iv sneakily placed all of them at the top of their lists (in hindsight it would have been easier to swap the few who were first but never mind) So there are quite afew contestants running around in the wrong tracksuits!
As the first main character to die, you were obviously the first one to move and be shot!
*the Captain rewinds the footage and politely asks the ghost of Stoof to explain what happened?*
 
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041 Pagumb 2
042 Funkay 2
043 Cole 2
044 Merdena 5
045 Along 4
046 Quatro 3
047 Anos 4
048 Marbles 5
049 Shaft 6
050 Nudel 4
"Looks like a 1-2-3-1-3 formation with Pagumb anchoring the back three. Classic Pagumb...odd shape with his Shaft up front."

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@‘Nickname O’Shea
*the Captain sits behind his GM screen*
I need you to roll a single D6

@Aulenback
It appears you are using Scrapyard Jack as some kind of human shield!

@Pagumb
The classic 12313 is certainly tried and tested, and in this case, has totally paid off! 😄
 
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