CaptainDangerous
Officer, without number, head turner, troll burner
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With an up and coming yak blood bowl league happening in Durham soon, I would like to set up somewhere I can post games without totally contaminating the group thread!
To get things off the ground, I present to you my first game in about a decade! It is against yakman @MordianBlue and was a thoroughly enjoyable match! I think I have a lot to thank the dice for but cheers Mordian for not being too cruel!
THE STIRLAND VIRGINS vs THE LAHMIAN CRYPT KEEPERS
FIRST HALF KICKOFF!
The keepers kick the ball but the virgins are inspired by the chant of their fans! “ALL WE WANT TO DO IS DO IT! BIG GIRLS BIG GIRLS!”
The virgins catchers rush the sides as their line holds fast! The keepers answer by chasing them down and sending a vampire into the gap!
The blitzed on the line brings himself round from being hypnotised and leads the linemen in rolling up the keepers line! The energy travels and number 9 Hanz believes he has killed the opposing linesmen until the ref points out the injury rolls have changed! The virgins fans aren’t impressed! BOOOO!
On the near side of the pitch, the virgins catcher is visciously and maliciously pushed into the crowd! He won’t be seen again until after the match when they find him unconscious in the stands!
Spurred on by the crowd, the two keeper linesmen follow the field edge and break through the virgins defence! Beleiving they have the ball safely the virgins push the right while their catcher ‘squirmy’ shrugs off his two assaultants!
In a fine display of showmanship Borat, the virgins captain, blitzes his opponent, scoops up the ball and makes a rush downfield!
The keepers ignor the battle for centre field and react to the imposing threat! Borat seeing the open field gives his catchphrase “YOU WILL NEVER GET THIS, YOU WILL NEVER GET THIS!”
Making it across the pitch, the first vampire hypnotises the centre linesman, bringing down the virgins defensive cage! The second vampire takes the advantage and rushes through to take Borat down!
The ball drops on the outside of the line, this crowd is roaring!
Squirmy, under no pressure attempts to pick up the ball and accidentally ficks it into the crowd! The crowd are not impressed with the virgins offence and kick the ball into open ground on the far side of the field!
Left agast, the virgins watch as the keepers switch direction, a vampire in the perfect position to grab the ball!
The keepers are swift to secure their position but virgin lines men 8 ‘jurgen’ is quick on his feet, the vampire narrowly missing his attack! The rest of the virgins rush back forlornly!
Jurgen smells blood and follows up his charge, taking the vampire out of the game! But it is too little too late as one of the vampires thralls is ready to complete their masters task!
KEEPERS 1 - VIRGINS 0
SECOND HALF
Disgruntled fans from the virgins invade the field, torches and pitchforks held aloft, but in their frenzy (or their discontent) they take out more of their own team!
It’s a long kick and the keepers stretch out their back line, a failed pass leaves the ball unguarded!
While centre field regain their senses, Sqirmy goes for a quick strike and rushes past the unsuspecting keepers! One of the vampires who refused to stay of the pitch is upto his old tricks and gets behind the virgin line!
Sqirmys ambitions are short lived and he is knocked out for his efforts! The ball is quickly recovered and thrown into virgin territory!
Breaking away from the line of scrimmage, the vampire picks up the ball and runs directly through the waiting linesman! He takes the opportunity to wave at his fans, but trips just two yards from the line!
The virgins recover the ball and pass it to the unmarked blitzer! It lands just short but he graciously picks it up and heads toward the end Zone!
The keepers are all stuck in combat, but a linesman breaks away and gives chase!
Unable to outrun her, the blitzer takes the hit and goes down along with any hopes of the virgins scoring!
The Lahmian thrall clears the ball and the whistle for full time sounds!
LAHMIAN CRYPT KEEPERS WIN!!!
To get things off the ground, I present to you my first game in about a decade! It is against yakman @MordianBlue and was a thoroughly enjoyable match! I think I have a lot to thank the dice for but cheers Mordian for not being too cruel!
THE STIRLAND VIRGINS vs THE LAHMIAN CRYPT KEEPERS
FIRST HALF KICKOFF!
The keepers kick the ball but the virgins are inspired by the chant of their fans! “ALL WE WANT TO DO IS DO IT! BIG GIRLS BIG GIRLS!”
The virgins catchers rush the sides as their line holds fast! The keepers answer by chasing them down and sending a vampire into the gap!
The blitzed on the line brings himself round from being hypnotised and leads the linemen in rolling up the keepers line! The energy travels and number 9 Hanz believes he has killed the opposing linesmen until the ref points out the injury rolls have changed! The virgins fans aren’t impressed! BOOOO!
On the near side of the pitch, the virgins catcher is visciously and maliciously pushed into the crowd! He won’t be seen again until after the match when they find him unconscious in the stands!
Spurred on by the crowd, the two keeper linesmen follow the field edge and break through the virgins defence! Beleiving they have the ball safely the virgins push the right while their catcher ‘squirmy’ shrugs off his two assaultants!
In a fine display of showmanship Borat, the virgins captain, blitzes his opponent, scoops up the ball and makes a rush downfield!
The keepers ignor the battle for centre field and react to the imposing threat! Borat seeing the open field gives his catchphrase “YOU WILL NEVER GET THIS, YOU WILL NEVER GET THIS!”
Making it across the pitch, the first vampire hypnotises the centre linesman, bringing down the virgins defensive cage! The second vampire takes the advantage and rushes through to take Borat down!
The ball drops on the outside of the line, this crowd is roaring!
Squirmy, under no pressure attempts to pick up the ball and accidentally ficks it into the crowd! The crowd are not impressed with the virgins offence and kick the ball into open ground on the far side of the field!
Left agast, the virgins watch as the keepers switch direction, a vampire in the perfect position to grab the ball!
The keepers are swift to secure their position but virgin lines men 8 ‘jurgen’ is quick on his feet, the vampire narrowly missing his attack! The rest of the virgins rush back forlornly!
Jurgen smells blood and follows up his charge, taking the vampire out of the game! But it is too little too late as one of the vampires thralls is ready to complete their masters task!
KEEPERS 1 - VIRGINS 0
SECOND HALF
Disgruntled fans from the virgins invade the field, torches and pitchforks held aloft, but in their frenzy (or their discontent) they take out more of their own team!
It’s a long kick and the keepers stretch out their back line, a failed pass leaves the ball unguarded!
While centre field regain their senses, Sqirmy goes for a quick strike and rushes past the unsuspecting keepers! One of the vampires who refused to stay of the pitch is upto his old tricks and gets behind the virgin line!
Sqirmys ambitions are short lived and he is knocked out for his efforts! The ball is quickly recovered and thrown into virgin territory!
Breaking away from the line of scrimmage, the vampire picks up the ball and runs directly through the waiting linesman! He takes the opportunity to wave at his fans, but trips just two yards from the line!
The virgins recover the ball and pass it to the unmarked blitzer! It lands just short but he graciously picks it up and heads toward the end Zone!
The keepers are all stuck in combat, but a linesman breaks away and gives chase!
Unable to outrun her, the blitzer takes the hit and goes down along with any hopes of the virgins scoring!
The Lahmian thrall clears the ball and the whistle for full time sounds!
LAHMIAN CRYPT KEEPERS WIN!!!
