Necromunda Fan-Fic

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The Dark Half Gambit

“This is it!” screamed the Space Marine with big-pig tails.
“We have the bastard.” said the Chaos Space Marine’s flight officer.

A small pod crashed into Necromunda, The First Underhive and the most rancid and weird melting-pot of all the Industrial Hive cities in the Region of Terra. It fell down after the Rogue Trader Hollister Shore. After two months the scanners and alerts around the perimeter of the planet switched off. The Hive Secondus and Hive Prime shone like stars, lighting up the desert world.

“I want to get let in, I’m a Bounty Hunter.” said Holister. He was trying to get out of the Ash Wastes.
“I have a head in this bag, need to take it to my boss.” He said, winking and slipping the drunk guard a bribe.
“Not a cultist are ya?” muttered the Arbitrator, his friends asleep.
“Of course not!”
“Fine then, bit fat for exile anyway, the storms picking up… get in.”

Five months later a bomb went off as two large horned marines in gothic armour smashed through the plated defences of the Hive City, as Necromunda was known. It was a planet and a powerful one. Five Houses ruled and no one knew below what happened in the spire. The mid-hive was full of administration and workers and the lower depths industry and profit to place as well as many other things, including crime in the lower depths; known as the underhive.

The walls shattered around the gatehouse the two marines walked into the Prime HIve with powerful boltguns. These weapons could blow apart nearly any living humanoid across the universe or certainly that is what these strange space marines believed. Their red armour glowed. They had lost their crew to the pit slave gangs out in the wastes, the ash-waste nomads had put up a terrific fight but they had healed and now they were moving in, barely a scratch on this dark maroon appearing armour. They entered and saw duct after duct, dripping with sewage.

“Keep going, five miles to the east by the auspex scan.” muttered the first marine, “and keep your helmet on Sergeant Tarrika.”
“Woo, yes Commander.” she said, long hair stretched up against her horned helmet, as it made rapid combat assessments.

After slopping around through the outlander portion of the Hive for 4 months, Hollister had joined a gang of outlaws as a scum. Meeting some hungry looking people and not getting eaten alive out there was difficult.

He was not naturally skilled with the two bolt pistols he had acquired along the way, so just kept one down his trousers, one in his canvas backpack and pretended he was just saving the gun for reloads. He was charm itself and people let him get by. The foulest place in the world but they allow gambling. As he arrived in the lower depths of the lawful but dangerous lower depths he posted the head he had taken of the Word Bearer Chapter Master Vinitangios in it’s special illegal Cube prison head chambered capture prison. He was hoping for a big payday and to avenge his wife. They had been divorced for years but were still good friends before she had been destroyed by this Chapter Master. It was a personal grudge and he had the money and nothing to lose.

Eventually, the man called Hollister shot dead five hundred gang members with his shotgun he had won in a gamble, in a huge event called the Purge. He made enough money to leave the Outlands section of the Underhive. With his skills as a Rogue Trader he bought his ticket into the Underhive.

The two Chaos marines were trapped out there and assassinated by Arbites squads at a some time afterwards. Hollister settled down midhive and was asked to give his account to House Cawdor. He muttered I killed him for the money. He was wearing nice clothes and his screen flashed up and asked him if he believed in the God-Emperor. And he thought yes, retired from his job as a Rogue Trader and became a lawyer mid-hive, with the itch to go back below and gamble and see the ladies below again.

The End.
 
[After playing against Spyrers for 100 games…]

The old Ratskin renegade, old scout, tiresome old fellow had finished having a laugh down hive. He was a boring man, tired of finding his life at the end of the bottle. He wanted wonderful wintery things for his friends in the nomadic groups of fighters outside the hive. He would take them fuel and sip some now and again.

There were spyrer corpses everywhere by Dust Fall’s nearby outlet of delicious toffee flavoured sweets. The ratskin was going to equip the suit but thought best of it. Then he ran into the enemy. He was a master tracker and a huge fan of his shotgun. He used a wooden club or maul as some of the people outside the Hive thought he should be using. His friends were long dead he needed to head out to see them though because he was not informed. Vole the Wise was captured and became Vole the Dead-Centre after escaping a Bounty Hunter’s clutches.

Some of the Bounty hunters would lie to get their medals. Later the year he escaped he found an old fake dummy head. He threw it in the rubbish dumps nearby, it had been left out by the postal servo-skulls he thought.

Once all the dead of the Spyrer ‘Awakening’ had gone on and many scum were hired downhive. Two little dwarf-like and five old hairy Wyrds came walking into the thick of the huge purged lower part of the side area to Dust Falls. No one could get to the trading post at Dust Falls, it was a huge sink in the Settlements and a Hive Quake started to trigger. One moment and then another then another.

Then the lights flashed green red and blue around as a top buggy from outside the Hive Prime exploded and the Hive shield flicked back on.

“Two hundred days or months later” thought the young Pit Slave who had made it into the broken down old sewage ducts and I will get out of here. Suddenly four armed creatures came running down through and tore him asunder. There was a roar the likes of which few had heard above ground on the Hive.

Some years later the final Spyrer and Genestealer Cult member was killed. The Ratskin Renegade, Scummer dwarf and Wyrd stood at the Trading post offering their service.

“What a day.” said Bull Gorg as he left with his new Pit slave friend.

“We’ll see you around” said the Wyrd.

“Not if my old gang loves fighting still.” muttered the Scum.

“I’m going home. One day somehow someway… ha ha, don’t think so.” grumbled jovially the Ratskin with his shotgun dangling at his hip.

Days passed and then Dust Falls reopened the route over the lip of the abyss and the settlement there welcomed more tourists and the highest court of scum began hiring bounty hunter staff again, to late for Hollister Shore who had a most-wanted sign put on the archway itself.
 
“Get down pig.” said the quiet soldier of fortune.
“Go and die another day.” said loudly and with gurgling scream echoing throughout every single atom in his body, his foe.
Arnie Zwitmer finished knifing his opponent between the eyes, across the cheeks and laughed. Doom and gloom swept over him. His slaught was aching his soul. He had been a tired old guardsman in his dreams, at least, that is what he wanted to have when he left the depths of the industrial hive city known as Necromunda. This was the first spire, this is where all of hell had come to fight. In his opinion anyway, and he wanted to be a soldier like the pipe picture had shown him.
“Oh, come now child, we are outlaws. We have bloodied the nose of the dog of war.” muttered the juve who had become gang leader of the smallest gang to every be outlawed in the Sanrosantum dome network.
The gang left. After twelve years Arnie Zwitmer gave his slaught up. And joined the Redemptionist crusade that was running the area below.
The gang leader of the opponent gang died of her injuries after twelve years of constant attacks from this slaught abusing master and commander, Veet At Piece had destroyed her gangs best hope for the future.
It was several years until the loyal bounty hunter, hired by this Escher gang leader left. Approximately twenty since the hire. He ran his cold fingers up and down his custom bone chainsword.
“Well, well, well.” the bounty hunter was counting the chips he had won at the Escher’s gambling hole.
“Pretty good payday. Pretty bad fight” mutter Hollister Shore. This was the end of his time in Sanrosantum and he was taking his winnings all the way back to a safer Hive dome. Drunk and happy, he packed his things.
“Two big bounties, I don’t have to tell them what it was… and I have got my salary. All the girls so beautiful.” He checked his bionic eye, discreet and, very much his favourite acquisition. It was legal and Infra-Red.
“Who needs a sight, when you’ve seen them all.” he once again said under his intoxicated breath. He had only drunk one drink or two a year for the last twenty. Or so he believed, in fact the Escher thought he was drinking heavily but really he spent his salary on legal things and gambling.
“Oops.” said his girl as she knocked on the door.
“I’m going, will you miss me pretty lady?”
“We all will Mr Shore, or is it Doctor?” she said as she looked him up and down.
“Could you just give me a moment.” he said in a low tone.
“No” she said.
“You know I like my bolt pistol and my shotgun?” he asked her turning to face her.
“I know pretty, pretty man.” tears ran down her face.
“Buy some better cards.” he said. “Don’t want outlaws running this gambling hole. It’s up to you now.”
“Budget got a little tight, I’m sorry Doc.”
“I’m just here for your mental health.” he said, forcing a grin and grabbed his shotgun, very short but thick, his pistol in the back of his trousers, holding them up.
“I can’t believe you lost nothing, when we played.” he said. His grin turned into a smile a dead fish would love to death.
“Good. Gaming is a deadly past time.” she said quietly.
“Time I left.” he put his desert-style backpack on and walked straight out the door.

Signing Out
 
"Hello." said the Wyrd.
She was a strange tiger mutant. Her eyes were very very orange. Her skin alive and burning, a pyromancer. She had killed 500 gang members, hired out by gang after gang. She was tiresome and irritating but quite a lot of devilry happen when she was about.

"Good job." said Bull Gorg. "You look as weird as me, smelly old tigress."

Bull Gorg revved his twin-chainsaw arms, long and strong. He was very much a murderer. He was an old white slave owner become enslaved. Very much unable to use the whip or lash as some called it. Turning to this new hire, he laughed quietly and then loudly.

"We've got a problem with the hires." she said awkwardly but with empowerment from years of fighting. She had taken her tablets, and had the operation and she was around for as long has she could sustain herself. Like any other person on Necromunda.

"Give me your promise." muttered Bull Gorg to his best pit slave.

"I got to kill you." said the pit slave.

"Right, fight." said the ancient Bull Gorg.

"What's all the fussing about Mr Gorg and what is all the hassle or trouble even up my hive?"

"Kill her, I've changed my mind."

"Ha ha, ha ha." said the pit slave, racing against the seconds to slay the new version of this weird being Hollister.

Hollister Shore had left that night after the poker game and was on the run and now had learnt pyromancy and was banished from up hive and did not want to go back out to the desert wastes in the realm beyond Necromunda. He had avenged his wife but now the monsters were everywhere. He had taken to pretending to be a girl and wanted to make ends meet. He was very upset to be discovered. Sorcerous energies flew through him and he ignited the pit slave with a flaming aching fire bolt. He fell dead.

Bull Gorg screamed and shred the skull off the pit slave and they fought for ten-hours. Bull Gorg didn't tire, he smashed him in the legs with the flat of his blade but Hollister got back up and tried to out parry him with his sword.

Eventually a long person, a Bounty Hunter with a powerful hotshot lasgun arrived with his female allies. The Escher still wanted them both dead. They hated men like these arrogant self "blokes" as they called themselves. I will get him said the old Escher's ratskin scout as he careened into the fight that was happening.

Hollister Shore tired turned and cast itchy trigger finger and it blew out the gun of the ratskin. Bull Gorg looked up and took five blasts to the chest from lasgun fire. He turned as said quitely under his breathe, something to Hollister Shore.

He bit on his lip an kept on running to find the Emperor, of Mankind or the one who ruled the Sisters of the Covenent of the Sacred Flame, for they were his children too.

[ACTUALLY THE END]
 
So that was the end. Or so it seemed, for sometime there were people crying in the streets of Dust Falls. The blood in the streets never seemed to clear. They called in the sewage department, the servo skulls did. I am sure they did not suspect that I had played a joke.

Years earlier I, an old Ratskin Ranger, in fact Aeldari or Eldar Ranger got lost in this stinking underhive. I got addicted to narcotics and I spent many years, hiding my ears. I was so very tired of fighting these evil people that I sent a dummy head to a rogue trader I saw on the pics.

This was the end of peace and quiet, just for a joke a stupid human being came all the way for the bounty of some evil being. I found out from the other rangers where he went or got off his existence to or for or whatever the word is. I hunted others down and made money but now I have to ask an old scavvy to eat these blood filled corpses. Sigh.
 
Twenty thousand years later, the God-Emperor rolled his eyes at the dead Eldar in the warp.

Go. Said the Eldar and her spirit stone shattered.

Four million years later it seemed the Emperor of Humanity and the Space Marines picked up the pieces in his chess game so complicated you could not buy it in the scum drenched corpse strewn Necromunda Underhive or anywhere in the Outlands. Anywhere in the Imperium, illegal and drunk, toxic or free, skiving or diving for gold. Any price was worth it for the Emperor's friends and allies including Commander Kubrik, these days he was on first name terms with this brilliant general. Old war heroes were priceless in commodity to the one man who never wanted to be a God.

Try as she wanted to escape, she just hovered in space. Hello said a worm of evil, glued around her eyes.

With a flick of his claw and sweep of his sword, the little but dire worm turned into nothing. Followed by nothingness and then wretched up some purple ichor. The Eldar thought the Emperor was nothing but this little worm and cursed throughout. Suffering was unusually to this lucky lottery winner from the Biel-Tan Craftworld.

A psychotic exile no doubt thought the Emperor. No medication could cure this arrogant knife eared poisoner and malcontent.

Laughing the Emperor shattered the worm and gave the Eldar or Aeldari as was the custom in Kubrik's homeland a choice.

"DO WHAT I SAY OR NEVER LIVE AGAIN" echoed the voice of the God=Emperor in Warp. A shoal of dead fish flopped dead about the Emperor's feet. Somewhere a billion billion guardsmen cheered in the winter so cold, no fish could live.

"Try it you mother fu-"... "NO"

"Give me a gun you son of a bit"... "NO"

"Like me or lump me you fu-" "NO"

"Show me your qualifications you stup-" "NO"

"Last time we kissed you gave me freaking herp-" "NO, NOW YOU PLAY WITH ME FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS."

"SICK THOUGH I AM, I AM HAPPY AND NO ONE WILL GIVE UP ON THE YOUNG HUMANS AND I AM FREE HERE BUT YOU WILL TELL NO ONE AND YOU WILL BE A GREAT IDEA FOR ME TO TRAIN AND ONCE EVERYTHING IS SAID THAT YOU HAVE SAID BEFORE YOUR INSANITY, I WILL HAVE FELT LIKE I HAVE READ."

Meanwhile, the Genestealer cult failed once again to get an ascension and called in their brood mother or however it is from the Warp to consume their human allies. Biel Tan moved against the invasion and people of the Vostroyan regiment fought to save the tanks and petroleum. From a planet that was always set alight by fire in the night.

Somewhere nearby a dissident ran headlong into a freighter heading out of the Warzone. This one had a joke book written in hexogrammic code to set free monsters so immortal appearing that the world would die for nothing.

The Emperor's Finest warriors warped in. The Salamanders and the White Scars leapt into the fray, and held onto the territory for as long as they could. The Biel Tan were crushed into the dirt. The Tyranids did not arrive within the week. And the storm settled.

[Thank you for reading my short story.... best of luck out there... fans of Games Workshop's Brilliant IP, I make no claim to being an official author nor do I think I am qualified but if you enjoy dystopian fiction the company has got that played and made just right in my opinion.]
 
Karloth Valois hid in the shadows. He was working for five scavvy gangs back and forth. No one knew his secret. He was a wyrd a telepath one with a strange or unusual power. Only two were what he needed. He surveyed the area to see what was happening.

All over the world of Necromunda there was great horrible enemies of the beings he loved. The normal gangs, not the outlaws, not even the normal scavvies, secretly. He despised the cannibal nature of the scavvies and his black staff and autopistol kept firing in the night whomever he had to work for. He disliked having to fight for the bad people, or the outlaws... the others.

The outlaws had caused such a problem for him, his law skills were basic but his mental conditioning after meditation during his terrifying youth in Dust Falls was hard. 'Harder than Bull Gorg' he laughed and smirked to himself.

A youth or juve came out of nowhere and nearly knocked him down but he fought him off with a crown and staff, shot his friend and that was nearly it. He was tired, very tired. Placed here by the enemy he thought he better fight better than them and win.

For despite being a good surivalist and a good manager, a decent lawyer and of course mental conditioner, Karloth skill liked his hair. And was very vain. He liked his outfigt and equipment a little too much. He cared for victory though. His weird trick was this, charm gullible, make them eat brains and turn them into a scavvy if they did not and just ate everything or some other part. Otherwise they were plague zombies, simply put, placed at his beck and call were these unfortunates, want to be zombies he could charm them to fight. Easily done to him.

Staff trained in a posh school, pistol trained in a purge before and with knowledge of the esoteric he did not want to be a wyrd of nature. He thought 'I'll finished them all' when he finally got to see some animals he decided that his other skill, Or spell, phylactary issonit would be stolen if only people could spell it. What it did was make him very pale, very withdrawn but made him immune to most poisons, enbibed. So he finished the fight and went on his way, his insomnia chasing his coat tails.

POST WORD FAN-FIC DONE>..<
 
“My only friend.” said Maugen Ra.
“My last resort.” said Karandras.
“My only shame.” said Jain Zarr.
“Never again.” said the shadow on the floor.

It was old glass they looked at. Sad and alone. Asurmen was fighting Horus Lupercal’s Spirit twined with the spirit of old beastlyman. This had caused all the Eldar or Aeldari so much suffering they had to laugh. And when they did. They went to war. And there was war forever it seemed to these Phoenix Lords. And now they turned their backs on Necromunda. Children they thought. Children they knew, these humans to be. Insufferable was the indignity of allying with this species. And again, death stopped them having children. For there were no women who were insane after the birth of Slaanesh. Amongst the Craftworld Eldar at least.

“Well well well.” said Jain Zarr. She was a woman, an Eldar or Aeldari one, troubled that her few lady or female friends were being toyed with now by Chaos Itself.

A light shone through the window and the shadow was gone.

Two hundred million years and Necromunda carried on. In real time and space, not in the Webway, that the Warp Spiders had cut with monofilament wire. A pocket and line, the thing Craftworld line. But the Dark Eldar or Drukari all forgotten their Gods. Plied their trade in sacrifice.

“What happened?” said an old scum. He was sitting at the bar, waiting for someone. His girlfriend had not replied for a long time. The drink had blurred his mind.

“I don’t know, boy, get out of the bar. Gang fight tomorrow.” muttered sadly the sharp featured barmaid.

“Oh, fine.”

He got from his chair, went out of the bar and a Cawdor scum shot him dead with a hand flamer.
Horrific was his death. Painful to his gang who were waiting across the street. The moved towards this Cawdor and these Goliaths screamed.

“Unleash!” as one they screamed and chanted. The Cawdor gang moved from under the tables outside. Kicking over stools and benches. Silently a ratskin with a long sword thrust from ambush out of the shadows through the neck of the ancient gang leader of the Goliath gang. Falling down. The gang, the Goliath gang bottled, only seconds later as all the flamers set alight the street. In the end, it was a terrifying defeat.

“Revenge is sweet, right?” said the Ratskin with the sword, a female renegade. She checked her pouch with the glowing worm that kept the dark nights of the hive alight to her wherever she scouted.
 
The Attack Of the Painful Empire

In an age beyond apostasy, in a place, a little nook of hell. A spacemachine walked and talked and that machine was thought to be God.

A troubled man and a troubled boy, walked around a glass sphere. In this glass sphere was a main system called peace on earth. A peace of trash came around and fell down to earth. I saw a man fall asleep and fall asleep it did. The trash was alive with pain and suffering with torsion breaking the back of the boy.

The man fell dead, holding the door shut so the boy would die not him. The eyes he had were quite sphinxian. They would paralyse all but the ancient. Faith was lost was written in the sky in this room around the sphere called Neps. Neps began to find itself challenged by rulers, challenged by troubled toxins in the atmosphere. And Neps fought back against the people who worshipped him.

He tried or it rather tried not to fight the other people and could not fight to save the life of the devil he had been trained to fight against. Always fighting was the man in the hyperdimension. These dimensions, or other places or other worldly toys as they were called or known were supposed to be used to fight this devil but were made for manufacturing what people used to believe were called souls.

In the age this boy who became a man, sick and tired he was. Troubled and frustrated was his life missing his mother. The mother ate and he ate they used to be friends but his father tortured him brutally for his father was a different alien type.

Neon was this man’s name. He called himself Neon when he first hoped to escape the chamber of horrors his father had put him into. He called himself the faithless and he ruled after the divorce of the parents. The parents always hated their child. For they blamed their lies on him. And lied to save face. But Neon still loved his mother for he knew not love at all. For he found only out after the machine that was thought to be God told him.

In a little message it said, do not bother me at home, I am trying to read, and some how this boy then a man knew it had no sympathy. Not just for his alien species but for any alien at all. He knew because he was like his mother, very caring and polite. And his father was a brutal man but his father at least loved his mother. This being knew none of that at all, a pretence nothing more.

After the war for the God ended and faith was restored in pain and suffering the boy Neon for he was younger than the survivors. Crashed and burnt his prison cell for the pennies on the dollar. As they might say.

These aliens were split into four factions initially two more would come later. Friendship was the only thing that burnt for Neon, as he left the chamber he saw his dead mother and his father with a knife in his throat, also dead. Nebs did not kill either one of them but had been in a never ending argument the child or boy Neon could hear. Remember when you go walking, that Neon.
The Bloody Handed God burnt his name into the stars. He broke forth the wind of death into the realm beyond. I have seen a foe worth killing, he considered himself, eclipsed by reality.

“Do not pass my passageway” said the Harlequin. “I will not wager my immortality to the pain centre of your loss. Love it was not.”

“You do not know my love. My love ended with these horrors, pustules, blade soldiers, brutal girls through all. You should understand me!” he screamed.

“Sorry, to be afraid, I am afraid of raging stupidity.” cried out the Harlequin.

The Harlequin missed her too. Sweet Vaul he used to call her, more sublime in honesty than any. Fought a civilisation of strange space farmers of piracy too. Harlequin and The Bloody Handed cried and shouted and there would be no war they decided.

But the Emperor was born of Terrafirma, the first place of Mankind and Humanity. In a world peacefully at war.

In the beginning there was man, and man was tired of hell. Along came a spider aikidodannifan inside here, a little old man, call the Sigilite was born a friend and child. In secret the spider knew not what it did. But scuppered them all and went to Necromunda.

A white spider, drunk on the Emperor’s poor soldier’s blood came running into a Hive long lost. And told the world do not disturb as it found a lake of pure warp. And even to this moment a man skates on the lake.

(THE REST OF THE STORY see: https://yaktribe.games/community/threads/necromunda-fan-fic.15014/)

Written by Myself No AI assistance, rough draft but finished enough for quick edit. I wrote all the words here myself, first author. Freely given in honesty. Do not sue. No profit required. I am a huge Necromunda and Warhammer Forty-Thousand fan. Intellectual Property to the rights holders only. Games Workshop PLC, Nottingham United Kingdom. Send on to Games Designers (any) Fiction Authors (any) and with care fan.mail white dwarf staff (any).
 
In Gleaven Hive, is a new type of super weapon. The archeotech people are looking for is based on an old Escher and Van Saar deal. It makes people very fast with their fingers and their hands. It is a new bionic. The world of Warhammer 40,000 needs this for the Space Marines or the Astra Militarum (or Imperial Guard).

The rare rubbish or technology is located near Dust Falls, an old but very large collection of settlements near the border between the Outlanders area and the “Normal” area of the Underhive of Necromunda. This campaign is to be played in the Living Rulebook version of Necromunda in Hive Prime (or Hive Secondus, however you see it).

There is a huge swell of Hired Guns. Every player must buy a Hired Gun until the end of the Campaign if they buy a Rare item. Every time they can.

This is for experienced players ONLY.

[The best hired gun who lasted the longest was Pablo Honey, he was a scummer and he worked for a goliath gang and was murdered by a Ratskin scout finally after a huge long life as a goliath gang, non-outlaw gang. As seen in the story up against House Cawdor an Outlaw Gang. He was killed by a ratskin renegade working for them. In my head as the Arbitrator, this gang won the campaign because they took care of their hired “staff” or gun properly.]

Paul Honey
Scummer +2I +1A +1LD Killer Reputation Marksman
 
I am here and I am drunk on whine and wine. The vineyards of old have come to haunt even me, an old spectre. Karloth left me out for dead and here I am, waiting for trouble. Trouble is always on my horizon. I always love to see the neon glow flash through the domes in the far reaches of the Underhive. I have never braved it to the Outlanders’ sections of the Hive.

I live a lonely life, you may think, but I am internet savvy. I am internet ON. And the servo skulls patrol and I smile and loose baggage, that floats by, going up Hive. I assume there is reason to this madness. My madness has come full circle.

Tomorrow will come, and I have no fear, that life and death are equal. I have no fear that the little worms that make all the finest silks, make the earth somewhere else fertile, and even the smile of the Emperor of the Marines, hair stand on end. For there is nothing stranger than a worm, to the human eye.

I think they will always be monsters and there will always be. People.

I do not think that people will suffer forever madness and forever sickness. That is just a passing mode of existence. Even unto Death do all the monsters… run away from. For a monster knows nothing. Except what it has gathered. Not an education like I have had, sent down from other planets. I know being a very good lawyer, in seven fields. Is great. Although actual grain fields are not what I see these days. But somewhere an agriworld is saved by my actions. Although my father was Karloth Valois. And he does not remember.

I know that to fight below, you can either be a Spyrer or you can try to be a ganger, hoping for a new start in life. Some very few retire from their gang and become a hired gun. I learnt this spying on this strange necromancer. Toying with the dead, or his insanity, has been a real struggle to be associated with such a plonker.

I am sure that really, I am more normal, than Mister Valois. I am a genuine doctor. And I do not like corpses or animating them and I know these monsters like him for he can manipulate them even though he does not understand how really. He goes on, and on. And never learns just reinvents his circle of hell. Or whatever it is.

Here on my planet, there is a quest to improve, and a quest to save the Imperium. With the alliances between the Marines of Space and the Soldiery known as the Hammer of the Emperor. I know that I with a little training, can defend myself. Even with a pistol, just one, a snub-nosed blackened revolver. And I use that in self defense. That is really how I have combined my knowledge of both the seven-fold throwing knife and the twenty-fold water carrier. Oh bored am with the guilders.

Everyone wants a new car, or buggy or whatever they do. Running around, I like to walk though. And I know that sometimes these monster break uphive. And sometimes even the Officio Assassinorium cannot beat them of defeat them. But I know with a small genetic change to that of a black and white mammal, smallish. I have become set in my ways. And I am happy with the recaff and the small amounts of food and drink, or large amounts, that I earn with my following of my faith and my love of good people. Only. Unlike my evil father.

Being good against evil requires so kind of internal bravery, fighting against Archoflaggelants taken over my monstrous inquisitors and monstrous liars has been a heavy burden. I know my mother, Karloth's ninehundredth is tired of fighting my battles for me. So here I am, with my confession.

I was a bounty hunter. I was bad, I only used my pistol. I used a red-dot laser sight, and I learnt to use my knife, everyone has a knife. And in the end I fell in love and she died horribly to a lose monster and a lose monsters friend. And I ran away to be a lawyer but could never feel happy, whatever my entertainment. Until I could kill this monster and his friend. In the end I took an oath, and then I fulfilled it. Happy today, I know that whatever Good Being you pray to. Necromunda is safe. For humanity, and the small creatures. Somewhere I know the Emperor was a druid. So do not speak bad of me. For I got a message. And love exists for this Emperor or the light that shines through him. And now he has ascended. It will never dim.