Necromunda Fan-Fic

Feb 19, 2025
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The Dark Half Gambit

“This is it!” screamed the Space Marine with big-pig tails.
“We have the bastard.” said the Chaos Space Marine’s flight officer.

A small pod crashed into Necromunda, The First Underhive and the most rancid and weird melting-pot of all the Industrial Hive cities in the Region of Terra. It fell down after the Rogue Trader Hollister Shore. After two months the scanners and alerts around the perimeter of the planet switched off. The Hive Secondus and Hive Prime shone like stars, lighting up the desert world.

“I want to get let in, I’m a Bounty Hunter.” said Holister. He was trying to get out of the Ash Wastes.
“I have a head in this bag, need to take it to my boss.” He said, winking and slipping the drunk guard a bribe.
“Not a cultist are ya?” muttered the Arbitrator, his friends asleep.
“Of course not!”
“Fine then, bit fat for exile anyway, the storms picking up… get in.”

Five months later a bomb went off as two large horned marines in gothic armour smashed through the plated defences of the Hive City, as Necromunda was known. It was a planet and a powerful one. Five Houses ruled and no one knew below what happened in the spire. The mid-hive was full of administration and workers and the lower depths industry and profit to place as well as many other things, including crime in the lower depths; known as the underhive.

The walls shattered around the gatehouse the two marines walked into the Prime HIve with powerful boltguns. These weapons could blow apart nearly any living humanoid across the universe or certainly that is what these strange space marines believed. Their red armour glowed. They had lost their crew to the pit slave gangs out in the wastes, the ash-waste nomads had put up a terrific fight but they had healed and now they were moving in, barely a scratch on this dark maroon appearing armour. They entered and saw duct after duct, dripping with sewage.

“Keep going, five miles to the east by the auspex scan.” muttered the first marine, “and keep your helmet on Sergeant Tarrika.”
“Woo, yes Commander.” she said, long hair stretched up against her horned helmet, as it made rapid combat assessments.

After slopping around through the outlander portion of the Hive for 4 months, Hollister had joined a gang of outlaws as a scum. Meeting some hungry looking people and not getting eaten alive out there was difficult.

He was not naturally skilled with the two bolt pistols he had acquired along the way, so just kept one down his trousers, one in his canvas backpack and pretended he was just saving the gun for reloads. He was charm itself and people let him get by. The foulest place in the world but they allow gambling. As he arrived in the lower depths of the lawful but dangerous lower depths he posted the head he had taken of the Word Bearer Chapter Master Vinitangios in it’s special illegal Cube prison head chambered capture prison. He was hoping for a big payday and to avenge his wife. They had been divorced for years but were still good friends before she had been destroyed by this Chapter Master. It was a personal grudge and he had the money and nothing to lose.

Eventually, the man called Hollister shot dead five hundred gang members with his shotgun he had won in a gamble, in a huge event called the Purge. He made enough money to leave the Outlands section of the Underhive. With his skills as a Rogue Trader he bought his ticket into the Underhive.

The two Chaos marines were trapped out there and assassinated by Arbites squads at a some time afterwards. Hollister settled down midhive and was asked to give his account to House Cawdor. He muttered I killed him for the money. He was wearing nice clothes and his screen flashed up and asked him if he believed in the God-Emperor. And he thought yes, retired from his job as a Rogue Trader and became a lawyer mid-hive, with the itch to go back below and gamble and see the ladies below again.

The End.
 
[After playing against Spyrers for 100 games…]

The old Ratskin renegade, old scout, tiresome old fellow had finished having a laugh down hive. He was a boring man, tired of finding his life at the end of the bottle. He wanted wonderful wintery things for his friends in the nomadic groups of fighters outside the hive. He would take them fuel and sip some now and again.

There were spyrer corpses everywhere by Dust Fall’s nearby outlet of delicious toffee flavoured sweets. The ratskin was going to equip the suit but thought best of it. Then he ran into the enemy. He was a master tracker and a huge fan of his shotgun. He used a wooden club or maul as some of the people outside the Hive thought he should be using. His friends were long dead he needed to head out to see them though because he was not informed. Vole the Wise was captured and became Vole the Dead-Centre after escaping a Bounty Hunter’s clutches.

Some of the Bounty hunters would lie to get their medals. Later the year he escaped he found an old fake dummy head. He threw it in the rubbish dumps nearby, it had been left out by the postal servo-skulls he thought.

Once all the dead of the Spyrer ‘Awakening’ had gone on and many scum were hired downhive. Two little dwarf-like and five old hairy Wyrds came walking into the thick of the huge purged lower part of the side area to Dust Falls. No one could get to the trading post at Dust Falls, it was a huge sink in the Settlements and a Hive Quake started to trigger. One moment and then another then another.

Then the lights flashed green red and blue around as a top buggy from outside the Hive Prime exploded and the Hive shield flicked back on.

“Two hundred days or months later” thought the young Pit Slave who had made it into the broken down old sewage ducts and I will get out of here. Suddenly four armed creatures came running down through and tore him asunder. There was a roar the likes of which few had heard above ground on the Hive.

Some years later the final Spyrer and Genestealer Cult member was killed. The Ratskin Renegade, Scummer dwarf and Wyrd stood at the Trading post offering their service.

“What a day.” said Bull Gorg as he left with his new Pit slave friend.

“We’ll see you around” said the Wyrd.

“Not if my old gang loves fighting still.” muttered the Scum.

“I’m going home. One day somehow someway… ha ha, don’t think so.” grumbled jovially the Ratskin with his shotgun dangling at his hip.

Days passed and then Dust Falls reopened the route over the lip of the abyss and the settlement there welcomed more tourists and the highest court of scum began hiring bounty hunter staff again, to late for Hollister Shore who had a most-wanted sign put on the archway itself.
 
“Get down pig.” said the quiet soldier of fortune.
“Go and die another day.” said loudly and with gurgling scream echoing throughout every single atom in his body, his foe.
Arnie Zwitmer finished knifing his opponent between the eyes, across the cheeks and laughed. Doom and gloom swept over him. His slaught was aching his soul. He had been a tired old guardsman in his dreams, at least, that is what he wanted to have when he left the depths of the industrial hive city known as Necromunda. This was the first spire, this is where all of hell had come to fight. In his opinion anyway, and he wanted to be a soldier like the pipe picture had shown him.
“Oh, come now child, we are outlaws. We have bloodied the nose of the dog of war.” muttered the juve who had become gang leader of the smallest gang to every be outlawed in the Sanrosantum dome network.
The gang left. After twelve years Arnie Zwitmer gave his slaught up. And joined the Redemptionist crusade that was running the area below.
The gang leader of the opponent gang died of her injuries after twelve years of constant attacks from this slaught abusing master and commander, Veet At Piece had destroyed her gangs best hope for the future.
It was several years until the loyal bounty hunter, hired by this Escher gang leader left. Approximately twenty since the hire. He ran his cold fingers up and down his custom bone chainsword.
“Well, well, well.” the bounty hunter was counting the chips he had won at the Escher’s gambling hole.
“Pretty good payday. Pretty bad fight” mutter Hollister Shore. This was the end of his time in Sanrosantum and he was taking his winnings all the way back to a safer Hive dome. Drunk and happy, he packed his things.
“Two big bounties, I don’t have to tell them what it was… and I have got my salary. All the girls so beautiful.” He checked his bionic eye, discreet and, very much his favourite acquisition. It was legal and Infra-Red.
“Who needs a sight, when you’ve seen them all.” he once again said under his intoxicated breath. He had only drunk one drink or two a year for the last twenty. Or so he believed, in fact the Escher thought he was drinking heavily but really he spent his salary on legal things and gambling.
“Oops.” said his girl as she knocked on the door.
“I’m going, will you miss me pretty lady?”
“We all will Mr Shore, or is it Doctor?” she said as she looked him up and down.
“Could you just give me a moment.” he said in a low tone.
“No” she said.
“You know I like my bolt pistol and my shotgun?” he asked her turning to face her.
“I know pretty, pretty man.” tears ran down her face.
“Buy some better cards.” he said. “Don’t want outlaws running this gambling hole. It’s up to you now.”
“Budget got a little tight, I’m sorry Doc.”
“I’m just here for your mental health.” he said, forcing a grin and grabbed his shotgun, very short but thick, his pistol in the back of his trousers, holding them up.
“I can’t believe you lost nothing, when we played.” he said. His grin turned into a smile a dead fish would love to death.
“Good. Gaming is a deadly past time.” she said quietly.
“Time I left.” he put his desert-style backpack on and walked straight out the door.

Signing Out
 
"Hello." said the Wyrd.
She was a strange tiger mutant. Her eyes were very very orange. Her skin alive and burning, a pyromancer. She had killed 500 gang members, hired out by gang after gang. She was tiresome and irritating but quite a lot of devilry happen when she was about.

"Good job." said Bull Gorg. "You look as weird as me, smelly old tigress."

Bull Gorg revved his twin-chainsaw arms, long and strong. He was very much a murderer. He was an old white slave owner become enslaved. Very much unable to use the whip or lash as some called it. Turning to this new hire, he laughed quietly and then loudly.

"We've got a problem with the hires." she said awkwardly but with empowerment from years of fighting. She had taken her tablets, and had the operation and she was around for as long has she could sustain herself. Like any other person on Necromunda.

"Give me your promise." muttered Bull Gorg to his best pit slave.

"I got to kill you." said the pit slave.

"Right, fight." said the ancient Bull Gorg.

"What's all the fussing about Mr Gorg and what is all the hassle or trouble even up my hive?"

"Kill her, I've changed my mind."

"Ha ha, ha ha." said the pit slave, racing against the seconds to slay the new version of this weird being Hollister.

Hollister Shore had left that night after the poker game and was on the run and now had learnt pyromancy and was banished from up hive and did not want to go back out to the desert wastes in the realm beyond Necromunda. He had avenged his wife but now the monsters were everywhere. He had taken to pretending to be a girl and wanted to make ends meet. He was very upset to be discovered. Sorcerous energies flew through him and he ignited the pit slave with a flaming aching fire bolt. He fell dead.

Bull Gorg screamed and shred the skull off the pit slave and they fought for ten-hours. Bull Gorg didn't tire, he smashed him in the legs with the flat of his blade but Hollister got back up and tried to out parry him with his sword.

Eventually a long person, a Bounty Hunter with a powerful hotshot lasgun arrived with his female allies. The Escher still wanted them both dead. They hated men like these arrogant self "blokes" as they called themselves. I will get him said the old Escher's ratskin scout as he careened into the fight that was happening.

Hollister Shore tired turned and cast itchy trigger finger and it blew out the gun of the ratskin. Bull Gorg looked up and took five blasts to the chest from lasgun fire. He turned as said quitely under his breathe, something to Hollister Shore.

He bit on his lip an kept on running to find the Emperor, of Mankind or the one who ruled the Sisters of the Covenent of the Sacred Flame, for they were his children too.

[ACTUALLY THE END]
 
Eventually Hollister Shore escapes offworld, runs a small army of renegades.

They sign up as part of a cultist division of the Word Bearers of the Green Fallacy. A huge plague swirls around a planet and he is deployed as part a massive invasion.

Kubrik Chenkov and his loyal and trustworthy Valhallan Ice Warriors put paid to the invasion and destroy the Nurglite infestations with the skills they learnt from keeping plants and other edibles alive in extreme conditions back on their home planet.

 
So that was the end. Or so it seemed, for sometime there were people crying in the streets of Dust Falls. The blood in the streets never seemed to clear. They called in the sewage department, the servo skulls did. I am sure they did not suspect that I had played a joke.

Years earlier I, an old Ratskin Ranger, in fact Aeldari or Eldar Ranger got lost in this stinking underhive. I got addicted to narcotics and I spent many years, hiding my ears. I was so very tired of fighting these evil people that I sent a dummy head to a rogue trader I saw on the pics.

This was the end of peace and quiet, just for a joke a stupid human being came all the way for the bounty of some evil being. I found out from the other rangers where he went or got off his existence to or for or whatever the word is. I hunted others down and made money but now I have to ask an old scavvy to eat these blood filled corpses. Sigh.