“Hey sports fans! This is Jim’s day off presenter, I am a small centaur. I am still disappointed that the Chaos Dwarf army is out at war. So I cannot get my underbite into a good spirit. This is the latest.
The Spanglehelm Spacers are doing very properly for a norse team. They beat the Uge Thumpers an orge team based around kicking the ball. They rarely ever have suffered casualties but suffered two injured orges. It largely due to the baking sun and the angry crowd of mostly Spacer fans.
The second game of the night, for it was night. Was the necromantic team with their star player werewolf, Hogga. She seemed to score all the touchdowns leaving no room for any of the speciality players such as the much laughed at low defense and low strength flesh golem from getting what he needed from payouts.
I am sure, said the vampire team playing against them. I like the smell of suntan lotion in the morning, was their other comment. One thrall seems to have done very well in this team and despite losing he got the leader skill. Very bizarre, for a two legged creature, they love that. Now what is happening tomorrow, if it ever comes, Mister Bob or Bob…
Well Skinnit, I am sure that I like the way you are handling this position. One of the thralls did die to the werewolf and after much surgery this one is up as an Apothecary, half price hire! First comes first serve. He is called Zeriah Lewis and he is one of the most charming doctors, both eye and toxins. He does something called Tai Kindred and Tai Kindred Long Form, together with a remarkable skill as a ventriloquist actor. That’s puppeteering for ya, and he knows some Aikido too, which probably means he can handle himself even in the top Dwarf or Orcs teams which are near the top of the league right now… ahem… speaking of which, with no scores for anyone else. Here is the standings…”
The Spanglehelm Spacers are doing very properly for a norse team. They beat the Uge Thumpers an orge team based around kicking the ball. They rarely ever have suffered casualties but suffered two injured orges. It largely due to the baking sun and the angry crowd of mostly Spacer fans.
The second game of the night, for it was night. Was the necromantic team with their star player werewolf, Hogga. She seemed to score all the touchdowns leaving no room for any of the speciality players such as the much laughed at low defense and low strength flesh golem from getting what he needed from payouts.
I am sure, said the vampire team playing against them. I like the smell of suntan lotion in the morning, was their other comment. One thrall seems to have done very well in this team and despite losing he got the leader skill. Very bizarre, for a two legged creature, they love that. Now what is happening tomorrow, if it ever comes, Mister Bob or Bob…
Well Skinnit, I am sure that I like the way you are handling this position. One of the thralls did die to the werewolf and after much surgery this one is up as an Apothecary, half price hire! First comes first serve. He is called Zeriah Lewis and he is one of the most charming doctors, both eye and toxins. He does something called Tai Kindred and Tai Kindred Long Form, together with a remarkable skill as a ventriloquist actor. That’s puppeteering for ya, and he knows some Aikido too, which probably means he can handle himself even in the top Dwarf or Orcs teams which are near the top of the league right now… ahem… speaking of which, with no scores for anyone else. Here is the standings…”
