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Trolls knees need the help of a mighty tech priest they are soundly f**ked! 30 odd years of football (soccer), rugby, running, cycling, squash and being too heavy have done for them. Currently struggling to unlock the left knee after deciding it would be a good idea to cycle 4 miles to squash this morning, bloody painful! Mid 40’s are great 🤣
We were promised a scifi cyborg utopia by the middle of this century… you may well get your robot replacement bits yet!

Probably not on the NHS though.
 
We were promised a scifi cyborg utopia by the middle of this century… you may well get your robot replacement bits yet!

Probably not on the NHS though.
I am, almost qualified.. Like.. Bad Dok level atleast.. just don´t roll high, or low?

And don´t read the GorkaMorka chart before rolling..

;)
 
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Seeing as I crawled up the stairs yesterday and had to walk down like a crab this morning, I’m in! I’m guessing it’s all very risk free and painless?
 
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Seeing as I crawled up the stairs yesterday and had to walk down like a crab this morning, I’m in! I’m guessing it’s all very risk free and painless?
Well, let´s not talk about risks and pain, why focus on the negatives? :D

And while we are at it, a pair of iron lungs are at a 5 teef discount so while you are at it..? ;)

Seriously though, yeah that sucks
 
There is a sale on gyro-stabilized monowheels if bought along with the squig brain replacement?

Trakkz a la W.A.L.L.E. are fine too I guess.. ;)
 
I forgot what the OP asked? Oh, right! The numbers on BB players are for identification purposes (SPP, Skills, Casualties). They don't correspond to positions, unless you want them to. Typically, GW models have a space on the model's back or shoulder pads for transfers. Pro tip: use hot tap water, and the transfer slides right off the backing paper (even old transfers from the Pile of Shame pile). Often, 3D printed models don't have a transfer spot on the fig. So, I number the back edge of the base (transfer, or sharpie).

And an appeal to humanity (and you know who you are)...paint the dang models with real colors (i.e, not just white primer) so they look good on the pitch, and don't all look alike, so I (and you) can tell a Blitzer from a Catcher. Party on!
 
Why it is so nice with Black Orcs. it is weedy Gobbos, masculine Black Orcs and maybe a Troll. Not a bunch of weedy positionals.. ;)
 
Don't tell anyone...while I may not use Black Orcs in my 11's league (too slow). Indeed, BO's are my go to Gutter Bowl team. The Big Boyz hit hard, can take a punch, and Grab is fab! The restricted areas of the pitch mean I can protect the little green guys with the ball. Plus, the player price is right.
 
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