N18 Scums and Spies (all a loaded dice and lies).

Feb 19, 2025
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“This is it.” said the blonde woman.
“This is about all we have time for.” said the charlatan’s lawyer.
“I have your faith.” said the mystery man with eyes of charcoal.

They had been waiting around for years. Tired and alone, these two twixt lovers. A whore’s bride, an empty comedian. A lawyer he was and a hater. These others gathered here in hoods and robes. In masks like the Cawdor was always born to be. In the Hive city, known as Necromunda, a deep hole in the world, was this rent in the lower portion. Hidden in the Outlands section. Deep out of sight.

“I know you, you have always spoken well of me.” said the blonde with the deep set and powerfully blue eyes. She knew time was running out, they would here about her pregnancy and she did not want the baby. She wanted this lawyer, or this other.

“Give me a chance…” said the drunk lawyer. “I will show you fancy, and fancy free love, give nothing to this idiot.”

“I have a charlatan’s robe, it belongs to you, I think funny, man.” said the introspective but desperate spy. He had infiltrated and he had a bio booster which was working to purge out the chemicals in his lungs.

“I know I know.” said the blonde woman, confused by her own thoughts.

“I have everything I- what you love this thing? This subservient.” said the lawyer, playing his fingers along his autogun. With a rad sight. It worked like a telescopic sight but was very compact.

“Don’t think too well of me.” said the spy on instinct.

“I think she is not thinking of you at all. Young perfumed idiot. Your breathing is funny.”

“Don’t hate him, he is just speaking what he knows.” said the woman, she wanted to bite her nails but she had been in the public eye for years and that was not her training.

“Where is my father…” she drifted off.

He stood behind her. She was pregnant. He knew it and I bet it is this stupid young man. He thought bitterly. She hid it from me. Kill the stupid carcass on a pair of legs. He bit his tongue. This was my wealth. This was my home. This is my new world. For an idiot. For a boob now too you would give it all up. Then he lowered his shoe. And smacked her around the back of the head.

She screamed.

“Excuse me.” said the lawyer.

“She needs to know her place.”

When they looked up the spy was gone.

Seven months, seven weeks and seven days later. The baby had been aborted. They were married now. And the large heavy set bounty hunter who signed their agreement into marriage was waiting at the station. The station back into the drinking hole. He remembered this spy. He could not find a way to destroy him. He knew he was a wyrd. A strange wyrd. A telekinetic wyrd. Or maybe a beastmaster.

“Hey darling.” said the older now, blonde woman. She had held back tears for at least seven years. “I think your jokes are the best.”

Smiling, the lawyer danced around the kingdom, he called it. The kingdom of the New Sunrise. Gangs had never seen a sunrise. But he had seen it on the viewscreen when his father had left him such a beautiful black and white recording of the most brilliant glowing light. Their would be glowing lights and their would be beauty. And oh had he had her. Tight wrapped around his finger. He felt happy that she was under his spell. He laughed to himself.

“Darling, could you fetch me some amesec.” she had quit singing, quit her life of partying and now waited. Hoping that whatever the bounty hunter was looking for would save her. She was offering Delaque spies hundreds of credits to track him down. She had been assaulted by the bounty hunter twice and this idiot did not defend her. Just laughed and laughed he did.

“I have everything, I tell you, a little trick I know is that in poker if you really run it in, you get a full house with all the children. And if not children then a beautiful retirement, with all your friends. That is a full house. Do you understand me? Everyone, we have a gambling den and now a drinking hole. We can afford to keep the bounty hunter.” he groped for more things to say.

“Oh dear.” said her mother. She had been bitter about this deal.And then a ripperjack landed on her head. And ripped her brain out through her throat.

“What has happened to our dear mother!” shouted the lawyer.

“What on earth is wrong with you, she is just- “ and she turned, the blonde, and saw for the first time a creature more powerful than a dirty rat or old squawking crow. Painful and horrible was this thing. She thought it was looking at her. While her mother died.

“Stop it.” she panted.

“Kork! Bounty hunter, it is a ripperjack. We are undone!” he screamed.

Five months later, the spy picked up the paper. Bounty hunter found dead. Suspected murder. Blonde hair found at the scene. He walked with this autopistol and hand flamer down the road. A old comedic lawyer was crying with rat bites on his hands.

“See you later.” he said.

They had drunk together for seven days.

“Do you still want to try knife catching and throwing?” said the spy, revealed.

“Yeah, maybe -” he started.

And the spy threw a knife from his coat, straight through his throat. And bought another on the ride back to the Outlands. To see about the payment from the Arbitrator General, directivo, of the Guilders.

Signing Out
 
"So what is up now idiot?" said the beastmaster.

He knew the spy had blown it. Fallen for his tale. They always did. The rich and the famously inclined. To see the bright lights. Hollister The Second craved darkness. He had worked with the giant rats. He had worked with the ripperjacks. And all alone with his staff he sat there with his friends.

"I don't know." said the scum. He shook with anger. Fleas in the bed he thought.

"For this is it... is it? A war a Hive War." scowled an old ratskin, given up his job, now with the hand flamer and autopistol. You could only be hired with the standard. Freelance qualifications he drifted into bitterness in his mind. Down the spiral into a haunted place. A long ago place. Who gave this idiot a bio booster... he dreamed nearly and time passed. Amesec pulsed in his veins.

"This is the map we took from them." said the beastmaster. The hangers on had left cheering at him. Laughing at him and his poor clothes. He wore enough to convince them he was a wild man. With nothing going on. But he knew something.

"On this map is a space hulk readout." said the beastmaster, Hollister the Second. "Below each mark. Is ahem, what I would call genestealer spore traces. I have been alive a long time. We don't have much time. The baby was a new species. A hybrid of the Devourer. They call it up out in the Emperor's wild lands."

The few left looked around. They could not believe their ears.

"This is a secret." he waited.

"I will upload it to the spy network." said one of the scum at the back with a long coat and two bolt pistols.

"Tell the Emperor I tried." he said. "And do it while you have time."

He walked to the back of the bar. And then journeyed to what he thought was his last resting place. Ten years of effort. The alerts were going. He left the map at the bar. They had all gathered round.

"Nothing more to do?" said Inquisitor Greyfax.

"Oh? If you must let me put a bullet between my out lungs. I must be -"

"Oh, dear. You must be and you must work for me for the message you sent the Emperor. For he is your Emperor too. Lineage be damned. Hollister the Second come with me. Leave this hive and be free. I will pay you home and board. We need a new psyker, and you are a minor. What in the old days would be called a memory keeper or simply a remembrancer." said Inquisitor Greyfax, loudly firmly, staring this hermit in the eyes.

"As you wish, Commander or I mean Inquisitor. I will fight on for your Emperor, our Emperor, forever." flames burn his hatred a way from his heart. Inquisitor Greyfax gave him a suitcase of soaps. And they left together.
 
"I have a feeling" said the mighty man with a big ego. He was a bounty hunter and a professional unlike Kork. Who had such a bad reputation only an idiot would hire him for a job. This man Kyrax had a fearsome record of over forteen thousand clinical arrests. Five hundred gang fights uninjured his with his riposting skills with his chainblade.

"Yes mate." said a short bearded but flopped haired bounty hunter. He had stopped fifty-two gang raids and laughed. Smiled whereever he went. And view Kyrax as an old friend. A colleague no less, no more and despised Kork for ruining bounty hunting in the local dome transport hub due to being clearly gay for this lawyer.

"I have a feeling this is bigger than we think. The nightghosts of the HIve are coming out with a magus." said Kryax. He had studied legal aid, data entry and basic survival. Like they all had. Learning Rosekendo was what seperated him from the others. And he had learnt to talk to his chainblade but then stopped. He had learnt to write and do history. Brave and a little bit of a hard nut. Nuts in the mind some people thought when he was working on his plans.

"What's that?" said a new bounty hunter. A young posh woman. An old bounty hunter who had been working with Ratskin Renegades knew what Kyrax was talking about. Genestealers crawling everywhere. She had seem them in the far sump pits. And she poured her a triple.

"I am checking Arbitrator call outs tonight. Might be my last hurrah. I am getting tired and my mono sight eye is starting to get in operable." said Kyrax. Walked to the bar. Checked his finances. 900 credits and a house costing 100 credits per week.

He laughed. Homeless life for me again until the end. I suppose one way or another the Emperor will damn me or save me. Give them worse than hell.

"Nice shoes." said the female bounty hunter, pinning in emergency distress signals to all the Ratskins in the Hive.

"Thanks." said Kiera Clonewinter.

"What a stupid name." muttered the other bounty hunters in the bar. As they scanned their prospective clients. Kiera laughed and Kyrax left.

*message error." Space Marine Requested. Isolation. Inquistor Tyrus calling all points.

"FIND ME KRYAX" Message was broadcast on all signals.

*message error*

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Signed Out.