This is the thread for a campaign we're running in Slag Valley. The settlement is blessed with it's own newspaper : http://slagvalleybullett.blogspot.ie/ . Depending on how vocal my fellow campaign-mates are this could be quite a quiet thread.
Slag Valley Campaign
- Thread starter scavvyjay
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Basically ... this is a great idea! I love the prospect of this and will be implimenting (stealing your idea) for a future campaign. First, I'm going to find some jokey software on t'internet that mocks up a newspaper layout.
This has serious hilarity prospects and should be encouraged in all campaigns... at knife-point if necessary. It's that good an idea.
I might be over-doing it a bit about the knife comment, but still ... Great Idea, very nice use of your imaginarium. +1
This has serious hilarity prospects and should be encouraged in all campaigns... at knife-point if necessary. It's that good an idea.
I might be over-doing it a bit about the knife comment, but still ... Great Idea, very nice use of your imaginarium. +1
spafe
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Was it the knife-crime comment? Yeah ... we're a little too stabby here. Everyone's always pulling knives out randomly, in the middle of the street and just wailing on each other. I'm like a pepper pot, there's so many holes in me.
I personally, don't feel like a man unless I've managed to mug 20 people while I'm out walking Roxy, my Jack Russell. I've got so many phones, it's like the opening shot from a 70's sci fi show ... all I can hear are beeps and whistles as you zoom in, in soft focus, for the opening dialogue.
If you need any ganja, I'll go get Vinny Jones to pop down the local Jamaican Patty shop with two shotguns, where he'll take part in some farcically polite dialogue with hideously violent undertones, before killing everyone in the vicinity and stealing all of their drugs. Then we'll all go dahn the rub-a-dub for some jellied eels and a slice of banter.
"Oh my old man's a dustman ..."
I personally, don't feel like a man unless I've managed to mug 20 people while I'm out walking Roxy, my Jack Russell. I've got so many phones, it's like the opening shot from a 70's sci fi show ... all I can hear are beeps and whistles as you zoom in, in soft focus, for the opening dialogue.
If you need any ganja, I'll go get Vinny Jones to pop down the local Jamaican Patty shop with two shotguns, where he'll take part in some farcically polite dialogue with hideously violent undertones, before killing everyone in the vicinity and stealing all of their drugs. Then we'll all go dahn the rub-a-dub for some jellied eels and a slice of banter.
"Oh my old man's a dustman ..."
The latest edition of The Slag Valley Bullett is published here: http://slagvalleybullett.blogspot.ie/2014/07/slag-valley-bullett-4.html
spafe
Executive Officer in charge of Hats
Staff member
Necromunda Custodian
Yak Comp 2nd Place
Tribe Council
After a fairly long hiatus we've started playing ][munda now and I've managed to shoehorn the couple of gang fights, scenery building and finishing models all into the Slag Valley Bullett: http://slagvalleybullett.blogspot.ie/2016/05/slag-valley-bullett-8.html
spafe
Executive Officer in charge of Hats
Staff member
Necromunda Custodian
Yak Comp 2nd Place
Tribe Council
Here is the latest issue of The Slag Valley Bullett.
In my gallery this is my gender confused Goliath until I can make a better one!
In my gallery this is my gender confused Goliath until I can make a better one!
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spafe
Executive Officer in charge of Hats
Staff member
Necromunda Custodian
Yak Comp 2nd Place
Tribe Council
Newspaper format is awesome I hope it is still in WIP state? Letters are way too small to read for me same as those tiny pictures. Keep it up!
I hope it is still in WIP state? Letters are way too small to read for me same as those tiny pictures. Keep it up!
Issue 13 hot off the press! http://slagvalleybullett.blogspot.ie/2017/02/slag-valley-bullett-13.html
So many laughs! Personal favourites being spatch puberty, Chapstick viii, and light probing for the greater good!
Great stuff scavvyjay! My corner of the hive will definately be opening a Kung fu joes!
Personal favourites being spatch puberty, Chapstick viii, and light probing for the greater good!
Great stuff scavvyjay! My corner of the hive will definately be opening a Kung fu joes!
Once you've finished your casino a branch of Kung Fu Joes should be next on the agenda.
spafe
Executive Officer in charge of Hats
Staff member
Necromunda Custodian
Yak Comp 2nd Place
Tribe Council
Don't forget the 'counter probing'!
Great stuff as always @scavvyjay , was that a 40k game or just a mass gang fight that you are referencing btw?
Great stuff as always @scavvyjay , was that a 40k game or just a mass gang fight that you are referencing btw?
That was a 40K game of Genestealer Cult vs Alpha Legion Chaos Space Marines. There were loads of cultists from the chaos side so the report was fairly factual. My stealers won the day so there could be more 'news' from Trotskigrad. Perhaps another rebellion?