Slag Valley Campaign

[oddball300]

Awesome looking forward to the next installment

 

[CaptainDangerous]

Hey scavvyjay!
I’m thinking of buying the commission for the Krablokistan 48th regiment of foot, I only met them briefly during a supply run to Chapstick VII, are there any customs or traditions that I should be aware of before I hand over the credits?
And what is the banner and battlecry of Krablokistan?
*good old fashioned Imperial guard salute*

 

[scavvyjay]

Hey scavvyjay!
I’m thinking of buying the commission for the Krablokistan 48th regiment of foot, I only met them briefly during a supply run to Chapstick VII, are there any customs or traditions that I should be aware of before I hand over the credits?
And what is the banner and battlecry of Krablokistan?
*good old fashioned Imperial guard salute*

Firstly Captain, you don't generally buy a commission, merely rent one. The 48th are a good bunch, solid if somewhat unimaginative. A good grasp of first aid as one of the peculiarities of the water on Krablokistan is the naturally forming steroids in the water leading to increased bulk and various assorted 'horseplay' common in barracks. The banner is of the 48th is a celebration of the war of extermination of the supposedly pacifist alien race known as the Beetlnicks and features the glorious bayonet charge of the 48th against the funeral cortege of the assassinated Beetlnick leader. The most common battlecry of the 48th is "Do it to them before they do it to us!". any further questions, just ask.

 

[oddball300]

Of course the beetlnicks! The fine soldiers of the 384th catachan expeditionary force have dealt with a similar xenos...hyppys. A dirty bunch and the dreaded hypstyrs a biological offshoot.

 

[scavvyjay]

Of course the beetlnicks! The fine soldiers of the 384th catachan expeditionary force have dealt with a similar xenos...hyppys. A dirty bunch and the dreaded hypstyrs a biological offshoot.

KILL THEM ALL!

 

[oddball300]

Hear hear!

 

[CaptainDangerous]

Suffer not the peaceful to live!
Thanks scavvyjay!

 

[scavvyjay]

The Slag Valley Bullett has taken a detour and The Kinnockian Periodical News is here for a brief time.

 

[scavvyjay]

Slag Valley Bullett #19 published!

 

[InquisitorVex]

"For sale; Unopened cargo containers without serial numbers for immediate distribution. Any offer considered, contact Mastrap Bogol, Bogol Traders, Contaminant Lane, Fornication Gulch."

Fornication Gulch!! I laughed waaaay longer & harder than I should've.

[BTW that would make the worst stripper name evah]

 

[scavvyjay]

"For sale; Unopened cargo containers without serial numbers for immediate distribution. Any offer considered, contact Mastrap Bogol, Bogol Traders, Contaminant Lane, Fornication Gulch."

Fornication Gulch!! I laughed waaaay longer & harder than I should've.

[BTW that would make the worst stripper name evah]

Chlamydia Canyon might be worse. Now I will have to write an article featuring said Canyon.

 

[scavvyjay]

So I added some more painted things into the background of Slag Valley, hence Slag Valley Bullett #20.

 

[scavvyjay]

Slag Valley Bullett #21 has been published! Caryatid Assasins, adolescents and more!

 

[spafe]

Wonderful installment! Been too long since i last perused the back catalog to!

 

[scavvyjay]

Following a recent spate of newsworthy events, Slag Valley Bullett #22 has been published!

 

[scavvyjay]

I have resurrected the Slag Valley Bullett #23 to be exact.

 

[spafe]

oo jsut in time for my lunch break reading!