Necromunda Stoof's Project Thread

[ClockworkOrange]

Meanwhile Bob was out walking in the Underhive. Bob saw this poster and never drank TRL-BRU again. Be smart like Bob, even the makers can confirm the “secret” ingredients.

In a strange demonstration of efficiency the OFFICIO SANITERIUM have been putting these posters up all over the under-hive....

 

[ClockworkOrange]

It seems that this letter has also been released to the Hive Steam Media or HSM. It’s not looking good for the Clones!

The typos have been explained away as a failing Servitor working late at night..

 

[CaptainDangerous]

FAKE NEWS!
If the Officio Sanitarium did exist, which it doesn’t, it would be neither sanitary or official if it had anything to do with the trolls!
...Where’s Dump? (@Sethmerlin666 ), we the clones provide a vital public service, recycling trolls is of the highest form of sanctioned vermin control, I need some legal representation!

 

[Sethmerlin666]

Fake news from the Trolls again.
Dump will make an official announcement concerning this later on, currently occupied with a round of golf (using troll heads as balls naturally).

 

[ClockworkOrange]

Dump? Golf? Of course he is.....oh wait, that’s yet more of the same old tired lies from our oppressors. As this Hival comic demonstrates:

History will judge you and your Far Hive political views:

You side with Dump.
You claim that government departments are out to get you and that they don’t exist?
You are against free Troll migration.
You refuse to recognise Trolls as a race and condone genocide.
You are working on behalf of big business, exploiting the Trolls for your own gain.

 

[CaptainDangerous]

.......WELCOME TO THE IMPERIUM BABY!
You were ‘born’ at the wrong place, at the wrong time!
Now, someone with haste, Pass me my flamethrower ho!

 

[ClockworkOrange]

The latest rumours are that Dump has baned the sale of Trl-Bru on his business premises. Impressive work from Troll jail but I’m glad to see the unholy alliance is breaking down.

“The ban came to light after guests asked for the non-alcoholic beverage to be supplied at an event but were refused because serving Servitors were concerned about potential spills.

The combination of Troll extracts that give the fizzy drink its dangerous distinctive luminous orange hue are believed to be responsible for its notoriety”

You just can’t make this stuff up....

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp....ots-with-ban-on-irn-bru-at-luxury-golf-resort

 

[Punktaku]

well, thanks to his observation of the Emaluments Clause, it obviously wasn't he himself that did that.

 

[CaptainDangerous]

You really couldn’t make it up!:
You are using actual fake news to support your fake fake news!!

*the captain backs away and offers stoof an apology, he is very conscious he is beginning to trash stoof’s thread*
Sorry stoof

 

[Stoof]

Huh, I was at Turnberry in December for a function and they served Irn Bru (along with red wine, coke, coffee, tea, foods with tomato sauces... you know, other things that are known to stain). Actual genuine grade-A fake news, who'da thunk it

And whilst I thoroughly enjoy the narrative of the Troll-Cap war, and keeping my thread at the top of Miniatures & Terrain is netting me a fistful of extra "likes"... can I have my plog back please

 

[ClockworkOrange]

The Clone Wars never ending they are.

Hmmm maybe we should have a dedicated Clone War thread, to avoid friendly fire and so those unwise in the ways of the Orange can understand the true depravity of @CaptainDangerous and the Clone scum. What say you Cap? Too chicken?

 

[CaptainDangerous]

For the sake of the tribes sanity, I agree to your terms.
But I request you do the following:
*create a thread in the Campaigns forum
*name it ‘The Orange Menace’ (after I have fought you and regained my honour, ‘The Clone Wars’ will begin, then once I have gained superiority ‘The revenge of the Trolls’ etc)
*create a poll where you can view names, yaks can either be on the honourable,virtuous, true and righteous side of the imperium, serving the Emperor’s will and protecting his pure hearted citizens! Or they can side with the rebel troll scum!

I’ll see you there!

 

[ClockworkOrange]

Terms of engagement accepted.

 

[ClockworkOrange]

https://yaktribe.games/community/threads/troll-vs-clone.8361/#post-181846

@Stoof please add your creation / contributions to the madness!

 

[Stoof]

Many thanks to @sump dweller for sending me the head to complete my character from @CaptainDangerous' Festive Shootout

I needed to do a little neck stump trimming to get it to fit but I won't need any putty work as it fits pretty neatly. Now - to cowboy hat, or not to cowboy hat (with associated holes for horns)?

 

[Greenthumb]

Now - to cowboy hat, or not to cowboy hat (with associated holes for horns)?

Yes to cowboy hat.
The underhive is lacking in good headwear.

 

[cainex1]

Agreed... it is going to be quite the task but you have all our faith.

 

[spafe]

Yes to cowboy hat.
The underhive is lacking in good headwear.

Ah ,it's nice to see a man after my own heart

 

[Sethmerlin666]

All the hats

 

[Ben_S]

Ungor heads just seem great. Like ghoul ones really, but sadly not as plentiful.

And another yes on the hat.