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@radulykan I grew up in the area, so I'm aware of the various horrors that can spawn there.
I am a little tentative about coming into contact with 'Agent Orange' and its mutating effects though.
I’m sure it’s the standard troll gracious hosting scenario of your gang enjoying a couple of Trl Brus, a subtle scan for clone dna and then either a one way blimp ride or a glorious orange ascension to their ideal form.
 
Hmmm seems a bit dusty round these parts! After some sterling community work (be it or be it not court mandated) the Troll is back! I’m the real Orange Troll, yes I’m the real Orange etc etc

And what’s the first project on my return I hear you ask? Paint my DAK army like I promised @Stoof? Meh nah a completely utterly unrelated side project to my recent absence, yes sir.



Very nice of peeps to save me money and assemble and undercoat my miniatures for me 🤣 anybody want the cards etc? Free to a good home.
 
Hmmm seems a bit dusty round these parts! After some sterling community work (be it or be it not court mandated) the Troll is back! I’m the real Orange Troll, yes I’m the real Orange etc etc

And what’s the first project on my return I hear you ask? Paint my DAK army like I promised @Stoof? Meh nah a completely utterly unrelated side project to my recent absence, yes sir.



Very nice of peeps to save me money and assemble and undercoat my miniatures for me 🤣 anybody want the cards etc? Free to a good home.
Somebody better tell @Stoof that WW2 just got weird.

"I say Sir should we leave all the vehicles and heavier weapons outside this rusty building and take up the Huns offer of gladitorial combat to settle our differences? It could possibly be some sort of trap or whatnot."
 
Somebody better tell @Stoof that WW2 just got weird.

"I say Sir should we leave all the vehicles and heavier weapons outside this rusty building and take up the Huns offer of gladitorial combat to settle our differences? It could possibly be some sort of trap or whatnot."
"Franz, ich sag es dir, die Engländer sind komplett irre! Ich hab grad einen gesehen, der hatte eine Kreissäge statt einem Arm!"
"Natürlich Michel, leg mal die Panzerschokolade beiseite und komm wieder runter."
 
Mm-mmm... Speed laced chocolate... Not something Lindt makes anymore unfortunately.

Edit: Thankfully! I meant thankfully! Now where did I put that benzedrine ration... *Monocle pops out*
 
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Seeing as I had all the parts to hand the Ludus has suddenly become a gang….

Leader armed with buzzsaw, hammer and meltagun
Big Pit Fighter armed with claw and chainsaw
Small Pit Fighter armed with drill and chainsaw

Loadouts based on what looked cool rather than picking the optimum.

Guessing I’ll be needing a Techno but looking at the rules not sure what they really bring other than ranged combat, Pah charge!


Not the greatest photo but gives you an idea and more pics will follow.

Edit: Ps don’t tell @Stoff
 
Hmmm I’ve decided I like the Iron Golem paint scheme so I’m going to copy it for these boys above, I think it will be cool with a Sci Fi look to it with the Kromlech parts.

I’m going to follow this video to get them Basecoated (the stage I always struggle through due to boredom) and then once done add more detail. Also gives me an opportunity to try these new fangled contrast paints 🤣


Step 1 - Leadbelcher - undercoat
Step 2 - Aggaros Dunes- gold contrast paint, all armour with trim
Step 3 - Blood Angles Red - contrast paint, armour not trim
Step 4 - Grey Seer - Skin & anything going to be coloured pipes etc, normal paint, watered down
Step 5 - Agrax Earthshade + Contrast medium - all over wash

Step 6 - Go back and Highlight / Detail / Gore etc

Just purchased the contrasts so got to wait for it to be delivered, but will remove/cover any remaining Chaos symbols plus get everything undercoated tonight.