I am really digging the idea behind this thread, so many cool facts!! Lol. And it would be very tacky if I were to share my applause of this thread without contributing to it I guess...
So, not an English teacher, writer, professional wrestler, parent, or musically talented in any way... except for if you include how I perceive myself (well, maybe not as a parent...). Even then though, hardly a tough mudder...
My name is Riel, originally from the glacially-deposited rolling farm-and lake country of Central Ontario, Canada. I went to university in Quebec, Canada, studied Cultural Studies and Film, and enriched my obsession of Science Fiction. I was aware of tabletop gaming at the time (a childhood neighbour collected 40K when I was around 10, and I had even bought a squad of Catachans at the time to try my hand at model making and painting), but really had no thoughts of the hobby until later on. Skiing in Vermont, United States during university took me to Golden, British Columbia, Canada afterwards to go from 3900 ft peaks to 8000 ft peaks, accompanied by several years work as a cook. Love making and eating food, don't love trying to survive on a culinary wage. Went back to college to take an electrical technician course, now working as an electrical apprentice and moving to Calgary, Alberta, Canada at the end of the week. I kind of feel weird putting the countries on mentioned locations, but I feel as though many of these places won't make much sense to the outstandingly global Yak community.
I took up Necromunda as merely something to occupy my time to help me stop smoking and drinking (there aren't an overwhelming amount of girls in a North American ski town so I had to find a different distraction that could occupy the majority of my time

), which didn't fully work at first, but I was able to stick with the hobby and nudge out the booze and smokes. And since chicks dig Necromunda, it was only a matter of time til the latter was sorted out and the trouble became finding time for the hobby.
I have a ski picture too, although it isn't as adventurous as involving crevasses, but it does show why the Rocky Mountains are named the way they are...