The Yakmarines Legion

[Sethmerlin666]

So i ventured in to poke the big troll. Fuelled by a simple desire to see what would happen....
I expected it to recoil in fear and pain.... But instead it giggled and whispered "mmooooarr".
I poked a bit harder, making sure I was using the pointy end of the stick.... it moaned in rapture.
A huge arm reached out and grabbed me, i feared it would crush me but there was an almost tenderness in the way it held me

This isn't going to plan at all. Trolls are really f**ked up.

 

[Deleted member 10658]

@KungFuPanda @sump dweller @CamdenLeisurePirate @Sethmerlin666 @ThreeDice
Welcome gentlemen to the Not Yet Formally Named Fortress Monestry of the Yak Legion of Necromunda!
You are all here involuntarily, and have been pressganged into the Yakstra Militarum (Imperial Yak Guard) based on when you liked a post sometime on this thread!
*the captain hands the new recruits a uniform and a brand new helmet each*
If you need showing around private Punktaku will gladly show you where you can and can’t walk, but whatever you do, never go to the west wing .....IT IS FORBIDDEN!
You will now be working 7days a week, with a break for lunch, and one good square meal a day will be provided!
And the only way out is through coming to a TribeMeet, Death, Asking to leave, or till I find someone better!

And while I have you all assembled, in light of the new recruitment, I would like to congratulate Private Azzabat on becoming Corporal Azzabat!
*the captain walks over to a gun cabinet labelled ‘special weapons’ and opens it long enough for the good Corporal to select one*

And lastly, I was pleased to see my Lord @Blood Donor visit this fair thread! Would my Lord wish to select a Great Company number so I can add you to the beginning of the thread? (Just pick any number, except for 2 and 13)

As usual, I have no idea what is going on, or what is expected of me.

 

[Azzabat]

@sump dweller ... one of us ... one of us!

(“Just smile and wave boys ... smile, and wave”)

 

[KungFuPanda]

@KungFuPanda @sump dweller @CamdenLeisurePirate @Sethmerlin666 @ThreeDice
Welcome gentlemen to the Not Yet Formally Named Fortress Monestry of the Yak Legion of Necromunda!
You are all here involuntarily, and have been pressganged into the Yakstra Militarum (Imperial Yak Guard) based on when you liked a post sometime on this thread!
*the captain hands the new recruits a uniform and a brand new helmet each*
If you need showing around private Punktaku will gladly show you where you can and can’t walk, but whatever you do, never go to the west wing .....IT IS FORBIDDEN!
You will now be working 7days a week, with a break for lunch, and one good square meal a day will be provided!
And the only way out is through coming to a TribeMeet, Death, Asking to leave, or till I find someone better!

And while I have you all assembled, in light of the new recruitment, I would like to congratulate Private Azzabat on becoming Corporal Azzabat!
*the captain walks over to a gun cabinet labelled ‘special weapons’ and opens it long enough for the good Corporal to select one*

And lastly, I was pleased to see my Lord @Blood Donor visit this fair thread! Would my Lord wish to select a Great Company number so I can add you to the beginning of the thread? (Just pick any number, except for 2 and 13)

Inspects a helmet from all directions. Mutters to himself: "Through and through. Gotta trade it for spook. Scavvies will love that sieve." Accurately hides a uniform in one of pouches: "Will do for footcloths." Smiling broadly: "Glad to serve, sir!"

 

[CaptainDangerous]

WOAH! Put that knife away private ThreeDice! Don’t wave it around like that, you need to keep your energy for the enemy .......and that massive heap of potatoes that need peeling!

@Sethmerlin666, give us a shout if you want a cuppa bringing down, you do great service to the legion! *the captain tries to put the thought of all the former troll pokers to the back of his mind*
.......*shudder*

@sump dweller, Iv tried explaining it as best I can on the first post but the short short version is that it’s just abit of a laugh!
The actual short version is that you make a mini based on your rank in the legion, which is based on your TribeMeet attendance (/ pressganged into the guard!) You take a picture of the fictional you and I’ll post it at the beginning of the thread!

*the captain inspects new recruit private @KungFuPanda (who is cutting up vegetables into his newly issued helmet) the captain can’t work out if it is human or mutant!*
Carry on Private
*Yak Salute*

 

[Deleted member 10658]

@sump dweller, Iv tried explaining it as best I can on the first post but the short short version is that it’s just abit of a laugh!
The actual short version is that you make a mini based on your rank in the legion, which is based on your TribeMeet attendance (/ pressganged into the guard!) You take a picture of the fictional you and I’ll post it at the beginning of the thread!

Okay, I will add it to my list of projects!

 

[KungFuPanda]

@CaptainDangerous
Sir, private KFP reporting!
There's good news and bad news.
The bad ones are next. The issued to me uniform died the death of brave in tooth of a sumpthing while military laundry duty, Sir.
The good ones. I managed to save less valuable resource to say my life so i could serve his Will even further.
Owing to events i have to ask your permission to keep my homeworld uniform till i merit the new one with my own blood, Sir?
Mutters to himself: "That why that scav didn't want it.. Bad luck he said.."

 

[CaptainDangerous]

Very good Private KFP, now, repeat after me....
“This is my autogun. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My autogun is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my autogun is useless. Without my autogun, I am useless. I must fire my autogun true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before The Emperor of Mankind swear this creed: my autogun and myself are defenders of my imperium, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but the next enemy. Amen”