CaptainDangerous
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Tony Thunderhawk’s Pro Hover Tournament 2020
(December Festive Online Yak Event)
......Thank @Space Truckin....
Greetings yaks and welcome to a very daft online game that I just made up last night!
Everyone really LOVES the new Van saar hover boarders, right!?
So here’s your chance of flying your own, by entering the very first (possibly only) Tony Thunderhawk Pro Hoverboard Tournament!!!
All you need to do to enter is roll 30 online dice and post them to this thread!
For every five die, look for multiples and consult the trick chart!
Each multiple will give you a completed trick plus score, which is summed up to give your total run score!
if no trick is made (no multiple die) the run ends immediately and any score after is lost (you merely thought about doing that trick)
The event officially begins on the 1st of December, and will end sometime before Christmas Eve.
The first two weeks will be open hovering, so yaks may skim the sludge pipe as much as they like!
At the end of the two weeks, all competing yaks will be paired up in accordance to their highest score and will go head to head in a knockout tournament!
i don’t know how well this will work, but I’ll be back as soon as I can with the trick lists, and hopefully we can grind some adamantium and catch some fetid air together!
Merry Christmas All!
Cap
Vert Trick list
11 Benihana. 420
22. Sex Change 500
33. Madonna 525
44 Finger Flip. 600
55 Front Foot Impossible. 600
66 Kickflip to Indy 625
111. Varial 800
222. 540 Flip 1500
333. Judo Madonna 1500
444. Double Hardflip 1500
555. Triple Kickflip 1500
666. 360 Shove It-Rewind 1500
1111. 360 Flip to Mute 1500
2222. Kickflip Underflip 1500
3333. Front-Back Kickflip 1575
4444. Fingerflip Airwalk 2000
5555. 540 Board Varial 2000
6666. Christ Air 2100
11111. Varial Heelflip Judo 2500
22222. Frontflip 4000
33333. Backflip 4000
44444. Kickflip McTwist 4000
55555. Burntwist 5000
66666. THE 900 8000!
Second double x2
11. One Footed Nosegrind
22. One Footed Smith
33. Casper Slide
44. Heelflip to Bluntslide
55. Darkslide
66. Primo Grind
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IMPROVE YOUR HOVER/POWER.BOARD! (Only applies to the Open heats)
*For every 3 runs you complete (didn’t wipe out) you may select one upgrade from the following list:
Galvanic Antigravity Trucks - you may replace any one die in your run with a 1.
Transauric Grip Tape - as above, with a 2.
Volkite Power Bearings - as above, with a 3.
Plasma Washer Upgrade - as above, with a 4.
Thermic Bushing - as above, with a 5.
Haemotropic Deck Board - as above, with a 6.
*If you score more than 1700 points in a single run, then you have gained sponsorship from a suitably named Company/Brand (May only ever have one sponsorship, but may change allegiance should you score a another high score run - you’ve been poached!):
Sponsorship Deal - You may add or subtract 1 from one die in your run.
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INJURY TABLE
if your run wipes out on a natural straight (1-5 or 2-6) then you are DEAD!
Note: a natural straight cannot be modified with upgrades or sponsorship.
otherwise, make a note of the first two die of the wipeout and discover your fate: all injuries have no effect on the game!
Note: with the exception of broken board, which removes any and all upgrades.
12-14: SHINNER
15: MULTIPLE INJURIES - D3+1
16: KNOCKED OUT TOOTH
21: ROLLED ANKLE
23: BROKEN LEG
24: BROKEN ARM
25: BROKEN NOSE
26: BLACK EYE
31: DISLOCATION
32: CONCUSSION
34: BROKEN FINGER
35: SORE JOINTS
36: ROAD RASH
41-53: CLOSE CALL/LUCKY ESCAPE
54: ASS KNIFED
56: SWELLBOW
61-62: BROKEN BOARD
63: HORRIBLE SCARS
64: IMPRESSIVE SCARS
65: SACKED -yes, that sack
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www.random.org
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1- stalefish 315
2- Nollie 200 +handplant (400)
3- Shove it 250
4 - shove it 250 + crooked grind (500)
5- 180 Ollie 50
6- heel flip + wall ride (200)
total= 1715
(December Festive Online Yak Event)
......Thank @Space Truckin....
Greetings yaks and welcome to a very daft online game that I just made up last night!
Everyone really LOVES the new Van saar hover boarders, right!?
So here’s your chance of flying your own, by entering the very first (possibly only) Tony Thunderhawk Pro Hoverboard Tournament!!!
All you need to do to enter is roll 30 online dice and post them to this thread!
For every five die, look for multiples and consult the trick chart!
Each multiple will give you a completed trick plus score, which is summed up to give your total run score!
if no trick is made (no multiple die) the run ends immediately and any score after is lost (you merely thought about doing that trick)
The event officially begins on the 1st of December, and will end sometime before Christmas Eve.
The first two weeks will be open hovering, so yaks may skim the sludge pipe as much as they like!
At the end of the two weeks, all competing yaks will be paired up in accordance to their highest score and will go head to head in a knockout tournament!
i don’t know how well this will work, but I’ll be back as soon as I can with the trick lists, and hopefully we can grind some adamantium and catch some fetid air together!
Merry Christmas All!
Cap
11 Ollie (/Zim) 0 (5)*
22 180 Ollie 50
33 Kickflip. 100
44 Heelflip 100
55 Nollie 200
66 Shove it 250
111 Impossible 250
222 Fastplant 250
333 360 Flip 300
444 Hardflip 300
555 Stalefish. 315
666 Indy Nosebone 315
1111 Tail Grab 315
2222 Method 315
3333 Mega Ollie 350
4444. Rocket Air 367
5555 Japan Air 367
6666 Benihana 420
11111 Sex Change 500
22222 Madonna 525
33333 Finger Flip 600
44444 Front Foot Impossible 600
55555 Kickflip to Indy 625
66666 Varial 800
Second Double (score multiplier x2)
11. Wall Ride
22. Nose Grind
33. Handplant
44. 50-50 Grind
55. Crooked Grind
66. Smith Grind
*if you bail mid run, and your last trick was an Ollie, it becomes a Zim and is worth 5 points.
22 180 Ollie 50
33 Kickflip. 100
44 Heelflip 100
55 Nollie 200
66 Shove it 250
111 Impossible 250
222 Fastplant 250
333 360 Flip 300
444 Hardflip 300
555 Stalefish. 315
666 Indy Nosebone 315
1111 Tail Grab 315
2222 Method 315
3333 Mega Ollie 350
4444. Rocket Air 367
5555 Japan Air 367
6666 Benihana 420
11111 Sex Change 500
22222 Madonna 525
33333 Finger Flip 600
44444 Front Foot Impossible 600
55555 Kickflip to Indy 625
66666 Varial 800
Second Double (score multiplier x2)
11. Wall Ride
22. Nose Grind
33. Handplant
44. 50-50 Grind
55. Crooked Grind
66. Smith Grind
*if you bail mid run, and your last trick was an Ollie, it becomes a Zim and is worth 5 points.
Vert Trick list
11 Benihana. 420
22. Sex Change 500
33. Madonna 525
44 Finger Flip. 600
55 Front Foot Impossible. 600
66 Kickflip to Indy 625
111. Varial 800
222. 540 Flip 1500
333. Judo Madonna 1500
444. Double Hardflip 1500
555. Triple Kickflip 1500
666. 360 Shove It-Rewind 1500
1111. 360 Flip to Mute 1500
2222. Kickflip Underflip 1500
3333. Front-Back Kickflip 1575
4444. Fingerflip Airwalk 2000
5555. 540 Board Varial 2000
6666. Christ Air 2100
11111. Varial Heelflip Judo 2500
22222. Frontflip 4000
33333. Backflip 4000
44444. Kickflip McTwist 4000
55555. Burntwist 5000
66666. THE 900 8000!
Second double x2
11. One Footed Nosegrind
22. One Footed Smith
33. Casper Slide
44. Heelflip to Bluntslide
55. Darkslide
66. Primo Grind
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
IMPROVE YOUR HOVER/POWER.BOARD! (Only applies to the Open heats)
*For every 3 runs you complete (didn’t wipe out) you may select one upgrade from the following list:
Galvanic Antigravity Trucks - you may replace any one die in your run with a 1.
Transauric Grip Tape - as above, with a 2.
Volkite Power Bearings - as above, with a 3.
Plasma Washer Upgrade - as above, with a 4.
Thermic Bushing - as above, with a 5.
Haemotropic Deck Board - as above, with a 6.
*If you score more than 1700 points in a single run, then you have gained sponsorship from a suitably named Company/Brand (May only ever have one sponsorship, but may change allegiance should you score a another high score run - you’ve been poached!):
Sponsorship Deal - You may add or subtract 1 from one die in your run.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
INJURY TABLE
if your run wipes out on a natural straight (1-5 or 2-6) then you are DEAD!
Note: a natural straight cannot be modified with upgrades or sponsorship.
otherwise, make a note of the first two die of the wipeout and discover your fate: all injuries have no effect on the game!
Note: with the exception of broken board, which removes any and all upgrades.
12-14: SHINNER
15: MULTIPLE INJURIES - D3+1
16: KNOCKED OUT TOOTH
21: ROLLED ANKLE
23: BROKEN LEG
24: BROKEN ARM
25: BROKEN NOSE
26: BLACK EYE
31: DISLOCATION
32: CONCUSSION
34: BROKEN FINGER
35: SORE JOINTS
36: ROAD RASH
41-53: CLOSE CALL/LUCKY ESCAPE
54: ASS KNIFED
56: SWELLBOW
61-62: BROKEN BOARD
63: HORRIBLE SCARS
64: IMPRESSIVE SCARS
65: SACKED -yes, that sack
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RANDOM.ORG - Dice Roller
This page allows you to roll virtual dice using true randomness, which for many purposes is better than the pseudo-random number algorithms typically used in computer programs.
www.random.org
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1- stalefish 315
2- Nollie 200 +handplant (400)
3- Shove it 250
4 - shove it 250 + crooked grind (500)
5- 180 Ollie 50
6- heel flip + wall ride (200)
total= 1715
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you were doing Zims well before they were cool!
