TRIBEMEET MANCHESTER UK 2026 (Mankymeet 2)

[CaptainDangerous]

Iv created a community painting thread, if everyone (all yaks, great and small) could head over there and post a picture of a painted mini (doesn’t necessarily have to be the one gifted at Mankymeet but would be cool if it was) I would be most grateful!

One for Greenthumb (community painting event)

Hi Yaks! As the title suggests, I’m here to ask the tribe to paint a single mini and post it here! Our esteemed brethren @Greenthumb , despite being severely unwell, managed to locate a venue for Mankymeet and 3D print a gift for everyone attending! I would like to show my support by painting...

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[CaptainDangerous]

First games of the Campaign:

Sonja’s Slicers explore Deak’s used car emporium:

“SQUAT SAGITAUR, 40’000 miles, One previous owner!”

Clockwork in his element!

The Rip Flow Sharks take the guided tour around the TRL BRU Refinery

The Ashes of Dusty Tomb see what lurks in the dark spore caves under Mankfester

The Magenta Maidens protect their home turf from the Sons of Horg.

The Delaque Shadowlaw begin their decent into poverty!

First spin of the capture wheel (/fidget spinners of doom/justice)

The Sons of Horg elected to amputate the hand of the Magenta Maiden!?!

 

[CaptainDangerous]

The tragedy of CaptainClone 6: Game 1 part 1

Vs Roid Rage ( @Fold )

The Captain knows that the best way to make friends and influence people is to ambush the first biggest angriest Goliath you come across! What could go wrong?

Ah ha, a perfect spot to lay in wait! Once the unsuspecting fools have set foot on the bridge, we’ll run straight at them! What could go wrong?

Two minions take Squiggler to do potty behind a container

Not quite loving the captains plan, Drinks Orange Liquid (the ratskin scout) locates a nearby bridge over the dried up toxic canal

Stop, in the name of the Clones, and pay the toll!

Drinks Orange Liquid sends the clone minions in first, he’s no fool

The TRL BRU Team Lead lies in wait at the other end of the bridge, eager for the Captains signal to attack

 

[CaptainDangerous]

The tragedy of CaptainClone 6: Game 1 part 2

The ambushers become the ambushees!
While crossing the bridge downstream, concentrated heavy stubber fire shreds a minion into a bloody pulp causing shrapnel and meat chunks in Drinks Orange Liquids direction, making him go to ground

The Captain and a minion fall to gunfire, one of his more adept minions holds their position “the Captain said stop in the name of the clones, this is your final warning…” How did it go so wrong?

Team Lead and the ambushing minion cut their conversation, about how many tentacles are the right amount, short, and huredly run toward their missed que!

Ambush minion gets charged on the ramp up, Team Lead gives him some words of encouragement “hit him! HIT HIM!”

The heavy stubber runs out of ammo and two Roid Ragers run in, smashing the minions one at a time!

Distracted by his minions rustle, and in a touch of irony, the flame wielding Team lead gets set ablaze, he takes it especially badly and swears hatred for the Goliaths!

“I DID IT BOSS! I did it ...boss!??”

The Captain gives the order to withdraw, these guys have so few clothes on that they probably didn’t have any credits on them anyway! And they wernt even that big! And also, I think Iv left the TV on by accident, so better go back to check and make sure!

minions lost:1
territory lost: 1 Chem Pit (Squigglers pooping canal)
Team leads hatred of Roid Rage: 10

 

[CaptainDangerous]

THUNDERCUBE! Day 1

The Final

TWO TIME GRAND CHAMPION: THE GROX!!!

 

[CaptainDangerous]

The tragedy of CaptainClone 6: Game 2 part 1

Vs Sonja’s Slicers ( @Stoof )

So, maybe going for the big guys wasn’t the best approach. Perhaps going for a big name might impress the guilders?

“Right Squiggler, The Slicers are somewhere around here, you need to use that big eyeball to find them!”

They arnt at Hive Guys!?

We might be able to see them from up here?

Ah haa! “Come in Captain, this is Team Lead, at the subway station, we’ve located The Slicers, Sonja is here with them! Over.”

Copy that Team Lead. We are inbound to your location! Over and out.

“right, we’ll attack in 1..2..3……. WHOAH! That’s a bloody big squig!!”

“Open fire!! the captains on his way!”

 

[CaptainDangerous]

The tragedy of CaptainClone 6: Game 2 part 2

“They’re just below us! Quick, grab what you can and let’s get out of here!”

The Captain empties his bolt pistol at a Slicer scout, a lost troll is scared frozen at the crossroads!

The assaulting minion gets jumped by a chain sword wielding maniac, he gets cut to ribbons but survives against the odds.

Gunfire is exchanged across rooftops

The Aacountant is targeted with heavy stunner fire! He ducks for cover and manages to hold on to the narrow gantry!

SONJA! COME OUT AND FIGHT ME!!

The Captain and Sonja meet face to face!

The Captain Roars wildly and charges in the style of a super hero, fists clenched and ready for action…

The troll sticks a foot out and trips the Captain mid charge! The Captain falls the ground and is knocked unconscious*. Sonja scratches her head in bewilderment, then aggressively drags the smirking troll away by the hair.
*(he rolled snake eyes)

The high up minions gather what they can and make for an exit. Squiggler eventually bumps into some Escher, but only manages to get taken out himslt. And Team Lead almost gets the chance to use his flamer, but after seeing the chainsword carnage first hand, he drags his workers back into the tunnels for safety!

P.s. a Slicer gets separated from the gang and is sent to the Gilag by the slavers

 

[CaptainDangerous]

The tragedy of CaptainClone 6: Game 3 part 1

Vs Mankfester Moonshine Guild ( @=][=SW1=][= )

Team Lead’s extensive use of the Mankfester tunnel system has revealed the location of the Moonshine Guilds Fungus Distillery!
The guild has been a major thorn in the side of getting the dome addicted to TRL BRU, so maybe it’s time to pay them a visit!

Left left - right right - turn left at the green shrooms- left right- right left - when you find the red shrooms, you’re almost there.

“You’ve made it my lord, their distillery is just in the next chamber!”

Right lads! Let’s get to work!

“was it left right or right right?? He said something about a green shroom? …wait… there’s someone coming…”

The chainsword armed Accountant follows the ventilation ducts and makes it to the far side of the moonshine chamber, it’s been earily easy so far, a bit too easy…

“Aaargh! Moonshiners! Open Fire!!”

 

[CaptainDangerous]

The tragedy of CaptainClone 6: Game 3 part 2

With the majority of the team happily smashing open boom juice moonshine barrels, they fail to notice the swarm of Moonshiners surging into the cavern!

An intense firefight ensues, the TRL BRU team taking refuge between the mutant mushrooms!

The Captain takes a stray round to the leg and attempts to crawl to safety, but a nimble moonshine juve leaps his way through the crossfire and makes sure the Captain suffers.

Having initially outgunned their suprised foes, the lost TRL BRU minions face the next level of guild power, The Plasma Twin Enforcers!

The TRL BRU team suffer under the shear rate of moonshine guild bullets! Minion bodies start hitting the floor!

They afford enough cover however, for Team lead to get close enough and finally put his flamer to good use! lighting up the area in burning promethium and engulfing his victim to death!

Making short work of the Minions, one of the plasma twins pistols malfunctions, and as they argue whether it is because of the thermo regulator or the cooling conduits, Squiggler (so far being distracted by tasty mushrooms and even tastier bloody corpses) grabs the remaining energy scorched minion and pulls him back to the safety of darkness.

Without the captains guidance, and with ammo running low, The Accountant calls off the assault, and the team retreat in good order, managing to scoop up the infected looking captain and their other associates.

Maybe next time?

 

[CaptainDangerous]

Day 2 table switcheroo:

An inquisitor and their entourage arrive to investigate and end any use of warp inducing narcotics!

 

[ClockworkOrange]

Hhmmmm I’ve just noticed the “cunning” hiding of rival brands well played Clone. Well played.

 

[CaptainDangerous]

...What? ... WHAT??...

 

[CaptainDangerous]

The tragedy of CaptainClone 6: Game 4 part 1

Vs The Legitimate Entrepreneurs Association and definitely not the Delaque mafis ( @Biggle_Bear )

The Captain feels inspired after watching Saturday’s THUNDERCUBE! and thinks to himself ‘I could do this, what could go wrong?’

He signs himself and a bunch of minions up to the Sunday QuickDraw, warm up act to the THUNDERCUBE! proper, and truly home to the crazy and/or desperate!

“My lord dangerous, your wounds are still infected, are you sure this is a good idea?”

Against these dregs, it isn’t even a challenge!

Follow me men!

….

*the crowd goes silent in anticipation*

 

[CaptainDangerous]

The tragedy of CaptainClone 6: Game 4 part 2

Bullets fly and the two delaque are struck, the heavy bolter weilder especially bloodied!

As the delaque leader helps stop the heavy bleeding out, the two hired scum surge forward and take on the Captain and his men, Mano e Mano!

The two minions have a struggle with Desperado the Squat, and the Captain lands a solid clone fisted punch on the especially tough mutant Radbane, but fails to put him down!

The minion takes out Desperado, only to be rewarded with a shot to the chest from the shrewd delaque, but The Captain, taken aback by the mutants resilience,is momentarily shocked, leaving an opening for Radbane to fatally exploit!

The Captain looks to the THUNDERCUBE! Floodlights, raises his hand and finds the energy to shout his final words “ … GAZPATCHO SOUP!!!…”

 

[ClockworkOrange]

A glorious end watched by many who have been there since it began.

I imagine the camera gradually lifting away from the CUBE, circling upwards, fading out to orange…..a tragedy worthy of Shakespire.

Do any Clones still live?

 

[Biggle_Bear]

The epilogue of the Twisted Creature

• Biggle_Bear
• Apr 6, 2026

 

[CaptainDangerous]

@ClockworkOrange
There is but two clones remaining, Number 7 who is horribly plasma burned and raising Grox in the wastes, and Clone X, the embarrassment of clone kind, he was last seen shooting missiles haphazardly in the wastes afew year ago, but is likely watching anime in necromunda’s orbit (think degenerate Gordon Tracy)

@Biggle_Bear
That looks like Clone propaganda if iv ever seen it!
…want a job?

The tragedy of CaptainClone 6: Game 5 part 1 (finalè)

Vs Lord Buckethead’s Brigade ( @Ardavion )

The Mourning Accountant sighs as he takes Squiggler out for a walk around the block

“Sure is quiet around here, must be because that Inquisitor is snooping around?”

“Oh, just what we need, Monster Racing Buckethead Campaigners!”

“Excuse me good sirs, can I ask who you will be voting for in the Dome By-election? Lord Buckethead has some great policies!”
“No, leave us alone, you cyborg lunatics!!”

“Nothing can stand in Lord Buckethead’s way! Vote or Die!”

The Accountant gets accosted, but manages to finish his walk with minor wounds. The political slaves continue their rally long into the dome night cycle!
“What do we want?”
“Not sure!”
“When do we want it?”
“SOON!!!”

The Monster Raving Buckethead Party wins the political shootout …and also the by-election coincidentally!
All the other candidates fled the dome when the Imperial Agent turned up! Lord Buckethead is now the new Mayor of Mankfester!

 

[CaptainDangerous]

This is the last one, I promise!

THUNDERCUBE! Day 2
aka the Captain wishes he took some notes!?!

First Rounds (4 cyborgs enter, 2 cyborgs go to the next round)

Roger Headchoppa gets claw envy! …and a selfie!


Round 2 (3 cyborgs enter, only 1 cyborg goes through to the final)

THE FINAL! (Only 1 cyborg leaves)

VICTORY FOR HACKSAW JIM DUGAN THE 13th!

 

[CaptainDangerous]

Just realised I don’t have a picture of the end game, where the Inquisitor was given a warm Mankfester welcome!
Did anyone get one? I know the aftermath, but what actually happened at the Blood Donor Shrine?

 

[ClockworkOrange]

“Yaktribe the manky ones” escaped with the armour after joining forces with “insert gang name here” @Scavvierising gang.