A shot is fired! BOOO! But it’s a bright beautiful burning blast of flame and the crowd loves it!
@Lyndon and @headcase14[insert pitfighter names] stare each other out over the burning body of CHADDICUS! But where is league champion Zapan?
Zapan makes his entrance and deftly dispatches the yak! Reject17 tosses his hand flamer and dives at @Lyndon!
CHADDICUS! smoulders in the centre of it all!
Zapan sneakily follows his momentum and sandwiches the only remaining Union fighter! With several wounds, however, Reject17 isn’t phased by the double combat!
Reject17 battles on, determined and steadfast, he won’t go down and he quickly becomes the fan favorite!
REJECT! REJECT!! REJECT!!!
In a bold move, Reject17 grabs @Lyndon by the throat and hurls him toward the death pit! Unfortunately, holding off Zapans blows with his other hand, he can’t quite make the distance, but the break might just be enough for him to take Zapan out!
After a long hiatus of lurking in the darkest depths of the underhive, the Gourmet Ghouls surface. Too long has boss Gastron fed on the scraps and drabs to be found in the filth
First on the menu was @CaptainDangerous and the omega rockdrill omega boys. As always, Nobhead was first into the fray…
Gastron can see the captain heading across the gantry, but instead of his good old buddy all he can make out is a bearded chicken drum stick, as Gastron is now delirious with hunger…
He hurls a tox bomb with the intention of gunk roasting the delicious looking treat!…
It’s a direct hit as the tox lands dead at the feet of the cap and a couple of clones, almost blasting them all off the walkway, but the cap crawls out of the goop unharmed….
Meanwhile, Marco was on the other side of troll towers cleaving his way through clone after clone. Maybe it was the deprivation, or maybe it was the excitement of all the new produce presenting itself for the butchering, but Marco was an absolute beast….
The victory was celebrated by the Ghouls with a night at the THUNDERCUBE!!!
Moleman and the Molerats were seen soaking up the atmosphere….
As well as a few other familiar faces….
After a great night at the cube it was back to it! Time to make some biker burgers out of @radulykan boys and claim the meaty loot for themselves…
But it didn’t quite go to plan, despite Zapan(eventual THUNDERCUBE!!! Champion) getting a good tox bombing….
It all went belly up in the end, with rads gang claiming most of the loot and killing two of the Ghouls. Chef Marco has cooked his last muck a la orange(an act made even more despicable by the fact that rad was a big part of naming and developing that character) and Meathook will never hook meat again(which in a strange coincidence, was killed by the very guy who made him for me as a secret Santa gift)
So it was back to the THUNDERCUBE!!! To watch the Ghouls very own pitslave, Meat Truck in action. He will surely be victorious and lift the Ghouls from the misery of defeat and the loss of Marco….
Nope!….hit in the head with an errant rock from the crowd,TWICE! The second taking him out entirely and thus ending the Ghouls hopes of cube glory in the first round. Brutal!…
The Ghouls only fought a few more scraps after the disappointment of Meat Trucks performance, most notably against @spafe spyrers , who soundly beat the ghouls but not before receiving a good tox bombing.
Thoroughly disgusted with the way his boys handled the weekend, Boss Gastron disbanded the ghouls for the foreseeable future and heads of with big Eddie and the doc to formulate a new plan for the Ghouls and sink a few beverages at the bar….
But not before they are rudely interrupted by @undertaker and his rag tag bunch of misfits….
Gaston holds his hand to his forehead and squints into the distance…
“Hold on!…….is that?……”
“God damn Beebop!! What’s is it with this guy! Just when you think it can’t get any worse, this guy always shows up!!!!”
Needless to say a shoot out occurred and tox bombs were thrown…..
And that just about wraps up the Ghouls shenanigans, it was great fun all weekend. Big thanks to all the organisers and providers and especially @ClockworkOrange for giving me the kick up the arse I needed to start attending again. And don’t worry…..
Gastron will return….all be it in a different guise….and even more tox….
watch this space!
What totally awesome handsome(?) little Yakkers you are! This cynical old Troll never seems able to write up in game events, I get too invested in playing, but these posts are just brilliant! thanks all for your contributions makes helping organise the annual madness worthwhile
It was a lovely day, the ball is red. Spot is a dog, dog played ball,
peasants died, a box died, peasants died, we got hurt, more peasants died, we got hurt some more, we laughed as our other 3 friends died, peasants died, we tried tox and decided it was icky, peasants died, we found what we want to do when we grow up, we went home.