But isn't that the same for Clones. They're good for servitors and that's about it.Clones are a trustworthy sort, strong allies of the hat wearing fraternity, they have even been known to sport a hat from time to time. Trolls... well, they are sadly beyond redemption, no matter how many times we offer lectures on good fashion sense and suitable head attire, they jsut don;t seem capable of rational dialogue or higher mental faculties required... it is a sad fact of life, but verily, trolls are not people, they do not further the imperiums needs, and are therefore expendable.
The Captain changes allegiance, but do his followers erm.. follow?Don’t give him too much credit, it’s just that I take exception to folks taking exception to our use of satire.
Hat crimes and polititroll correctness aren’t exclusive to any one nation and absolutely no-one should be beyond criticism!
And so I step down as the Clone faction captain and fully support Dump in his Underhive Crusade!
Dump has more cause than most to hate the Trolls. After the Righteous Trolls took the Imperial Mint mine, CaptainClone 1 tried to reclaim the major asset of Zone 29... but our enemy had got there first. The mine had been taken by legions of Orange haired Trolls, led by the most vile of all their race, JR Trollking. The giant Haired Troll had sworn to wipe out the line of CaptainDangerous. He began by beheading CaptainClone 8. CaptainClone1, Number 8’s superior, was driven mad by grief. He went missing, taken prisoner or killed; we did not know. We were leaderless, defeat and death were upon us. That is when I saw him; the young golden prince facing down the Pale Troll. He stood alone against this terrible foe, his suit rent, wielding nothing but his turreted, highly fortified wall as a shield... JR Trollking learned that day that the line of Captains would not be so easily broken. Our forces rallied and drove the Trolls back; our enemy had been defeated... but there was no feast or songs that night, for our dead were beyond the count of grief. We few had survived and I thought to myself then 'There is one I could follow. There is one I could call President'
*the captain puts on his ‘Make the Underhive Great Again’ hat*
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