Pssst! Hey, kids. You wanna try some trolls? First one's free. *Clockwork opens trenchcoat to reveal lines of orange heads protruding from custom-made pockets*
Necromunda Troll vs Clone vs Mad Hatters vs Dumpers
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Pssst! Hey, kids. You wanna try some trolls? First one's free. *Clockwork opens trenchcoat to reveal lines of orange heads protruding from custom-made pockets*
Ahhh the nineties, I remember thee well!
The Captain himself has been in Troll Captivity for at least nine months now, I’m not even sure he still has his little clones!
Inquisitor Illa has been scheming in the background trying to find a way to capture the Captain. Deciding to see if he's a hot blooded male or otherwise inclined she takes a deep breath and then voxs.
"You big oily brute come stroke my puppies, they don't bite honest!!!"
*Feeling the bile taste in her mouth she stops fighting the urge to throw up*
Feeling much better she wonders how the Captain will like her new and improved Cyber-Mastiffs when they bite him?
The Captain himself has been in Troll Captivity for at least nine months now, I’m not even sure he still has his little clones!
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Was he the emaciated captive behind the Troll Kings throne all this time???
I'm going to have some fun writing up Illa's paddy at this.
Hmmm ... Do I dare pretend I've forgot the Yakwifes birthday tomorrow to get some inspiration?
Erm ... Better not ... I want my anatomy still all in the right places.
I'm going to have some fun writing up Illa's paddy at this.
Hmmm ... Do I dare pretend I've forgot the Yakwifes birthday tomorrow to get some inspiration?
Erm ... Better not ... I want my anatomy still all in the right places.
Such wonderfully laid plans it should have gone without a hitch.
Daydreaming Illa thought how wonderful it would be to introduce those two too the working end of her hammer. She could picture it so clearly ...
But alas some punk with a Plasma Cannon (how the hell are these gangs better equipped than most Guard Units?) took her ride out with a lucky shot!!!
"Don't they know who I am!!!" She shouted as she slapped another gang member with her hammer ...
The storm troopers were weighing up if it was safer for them to be with her, putting up with her temper or swapping sides.
Daydreaming Illa thought how wonderful it would be to introduce those two too the working end of her hammer. She could picture it so clearly ...
But alas some punk with a Plasma Cannon (how the hell are these gangs better equipped than most Guard Units?) took her ride out with a lucky shot!!!
"Don't they know who I am!!!" She shouted as she slapped another gang member with her hammer ...
The storm troopers were weighing up if it was safer for them to be with her, putting up with her temper or swapping sides.
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The moment as it happened:
Target sighted
DIRECT HIT!
Lucky punk with a plasma cannon
Target sighted
DIRECT HIT!
Lucky punk with a plasma cannon
"Nope, never seen him in my life sir, definitely didn't come past my cordon. Purple armour you say? No... doesn't ring any bells sir... Where are my men, sir? Oh... they're uh... resting? Where? Umm... eh... *cough*... in... in peace sir."
*bolt pistol shot*
*bolt pistol shot*
@Ned Noodle I blame a lack of effort by the non Trolls my Scavvy Brother - hopefully Gastron survived?!
Yak skewers an Enforcer sergeant to break through the line in Sector 7:
Every Troll was a hero, non sold thier lives cheaply and only two died during two days of intense fighting.
Big Orangutan to @Fat Charlie ‘s Van Saar, who obliging Iined up firing squad style so that Big Oranges brothers could avenge him with multiple Tox Bombs. Muhahaha.
Pulpy to the pot! Alas he had incurred too many injuries to be of any other use to the Tide!
Trolls also did service with @undertaker ‘s Rolling Stoners, legend has it that one even survived multiple high powered weapon shots.
Big Orangutan to @Fat Charlie ‘s Van Saar, who obliging Iined up firing squad style so that Big Oranges brothers could avenge him with multiple Tox Bombs. Muhahaha.
Pulpy to the pot! Alas he had incurred too many injuries to be of any other use to the Tide!
Trolls also did service with @undertaker ‘s Rolling Stoners, legend has it that one even survived multiple high powered weapon shots.
That was Mr N. Satisfaction. @spafe's dastardly Redemptionists hunted him down across the ash wastes. They blew up The Band Wagon that the merry gang was taking out for a spin, shot him in the chest with a shotgun, set him on fire, and pumped several autocannon rounds into him from their mobile hovel. Despite all this cruelty Mr N. Satisfaction recovered with no lasting injuries and was later seen amongst the valiant defenders of the dome!
United they stand, lovely logo you’ve made there @CaptainDangerous
I made the cake myself, I just hope it lasts till October!
Number 5 designed it, number 7 baked it, and number 6 did the icing!
Number 5 designed it, number 7 baked it, and number 6 did the icing!
Due to Clockworks let’s just say convoluted Escher parentage the Troll King himself has stepped forward to give the bride away.
Any news on a best man?
Any news on a best man?
Pah Yak and Grox doos!!! Please try to stay in our mad universe!
Hmmmm ... Male Yaks are Bulls and females are cows, one would assume it's the same with Grox. So bull/cow parties?
