Yak Comp 26 - Grim Dark Fairy Tales, Myths and Legends!

Discussion in 'Tribe News' started by ClockworkOrange, Oct 25, 2018.

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Vote for your favourite entries to yakcomp 26!!!

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Poll closed Dec 17, 2018.
  1. Alice in Sumpland by Coenus Scaldingus

    25 vote(s)
    86.2%
  2. Pied Piper by Ben_s

    6 vote(s)
    20.7%
  3. Pot of Gold by Ben_s

    4 vote(s)
    13.8%
  4. Bonnacon by ClockworkOrange

    15 vote(s)
    51.7%
  5. Haensel and Gretel witchhunter by Kommisar Shriken

    21 vote(s)
    72.4%
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  1. Sethmerlin666

    Sethmerlin666 Gang Hero
    Honored Tribesman Yak Comp 1st Place

    Yeah I heard similar as well... Filthy things those Trolls.
     
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  2. ClockworkOrange

    ClockworkOrange Executive Officer in charge of Trolling
    Staff Member Tribe Council Yak Comp 1st Place

    Yet more lies from the Clonitears @Azzabat its not so much taking sides as being on the right side of history.

    Peace.
     
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  3. CaptainDangerous

    CaptainDangerous Chaotic-good 2nd Company Captain
    Tribe Council Yak Comp 3rd Place

  4. Biggle_Bear

    Biggle_Bear Gang Champion

    The fluff war is making into this thread too! To me it looks like a bar fight that has spewed out into the streets. :D:D:D
     
  5. Azzabat

    Azzabat Hive Guilder
    Tribe Council Yak Comp 1st Place

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    I have no doubt we shall pick a side just as soon as we resolve our current “Whisky War” with Denmark.
     
  6. ClockworkOrange

    ClockworkOrange Executive Officer in charge of Trolling
    Staff Member Tribe Council Yak Comp 1st Place

    Old Hive proverb: “Where there’s Clonitears, lies and tears follow”
     
  7. Punktaku

    Punktaku Un-Dis-Honored
    Honored Tribesman

    imagine being new to the Tribe and seeing all this? :LOL:
     
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  8. MedMos

    MedMos Gang Hero
    Yak Comp 3rd Place

    We are in a "Whisky War"?? Hadn't heard, must have slipped the draft...

    Edit: Ah, that one! Just didn't know the alcohol part. Must be my lily liver... Or something.:confused::D
     
  9. Aulenback

    Aulenback Gang Champion

    As a fellow Canadian, can confirm. The great mafia maple syrup heist of 2012 was a tragedy. A tragedy!

    A war in which everyone wins, might I add, every few months. The best war. Hans Island is the place to be.
     
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  10. CaptainDangerous

    CaptainDangerous Chaotic-good 2nd Company Captain
    Tribe Council Yak Comp 3rd Place

    Well, there’s a clone prophesy that The Red King will one day return and smite the wicked Troll and tear them asunder!
    ....Troll lies ....troll tears!
    ( I blame @King Redwart :p:D )
     
    #131 CaptainDangerous, Jan 12, 2019
    Last edited: Jan 12, 2019
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  11. ClockworkOrange

    ClockworkOrange Executive Officer in charge of Trolling
    Staff Member Tribe Council Yak Comp 1st Place

    Ah “The Redwart of the Grey will return” prophecy

    I’m afraid the king has left these mortal realms, and whilst he may watch on, he no longer communicates with the likes of us! If he did I’m sure he would be truely horrified about what we have become!
     
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  12. CaptainDangerous

    CaptainDangerous Chaotic-good 2nd Company Captain
    Tribe Council Yak Comp 3rd Place

    ....Or what he made us!
    (Seriously I have proof!)

    But The King still lives I tell thee!! Only biding his time until the planets are aligned and the warp is in perfect balance!
    On that day, he will ride his mighty wasteland steed and the Trolls WILL fall!

    .....oh.....I see your point.....

    Edit::LOL::LOL::D
     
  13. Azzabat

    Azzabat Hive Guilder
    Tribe Council Yak Comp 1st Place

    Oh, Canada. My beloved Country.

    The only nation to have a conflict with no casualties, waged without weapons, and the greatest heist in their history involved stealing syrup. :D
     
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  14. Silk

    Silk Ganger

    A few years ago a friend and I were walking to Canadian Tire in a snowstorm, drinking Tim Horton's coffee, and talking about hockey. All that was missing was for us to be snacking on maple candy and the moment would have been so incredibly Canadian that I think we would have imploded from the sheer weight of the stereotypes. While saying "sorry", of course.
     
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  15. Aulenback

    Aulenback Gang Champion

    Pouring maple syrup directly on the snow, and rolling it up on a stick to eat. Oldest and best type of maple candy there is. Mmmm.
     
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  16. Azzabat

    Azzabat Hive Guilder
    Tribe Council Yak Comp 1st Place

    Mmmmmm. Maple Taffy. I miss doing that.

    And butter tarts. I miss butter tarts too
     
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  17. Ben_S

    Ben_S Hive Guilder
    Honored Tribesman

    Still no news on comp #27?

    (I guess there's always the Finish Your Stuff challenge, but sometimes one needs inspiration...)
     
  18. Punktaku

    Punktaku Un-Dis-Honored
    Honored Tribesman

    @Azzabat must've had one heck of a New Year. ;)

    whenever a Monday passes with no new comp, I think "maybe next week" since they usually end on the weekend...
     
  19. ClockworkOrange

    ClockworkOrange Executive Officer in charge of Trolling
    Staff Member Tribe Council Yak Comp 1st Place

    Still my fault - although we have got a lot going on in the old tribe at the moment.
     
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